Goblin Wife 🪱
@wienerweasel.bsky.social
Notorious G.O.B.
She/her
30 MDNI
Polyam/ plays with @mayivyy.bsky.social
Fat, man hating lesbian. 😘✌🏼
Dungeon mommy. 🐲🎲
She/her
30 MDNI
Polyam/ plays with @mayivyy.bsky.social
Fat, man hating lesbian. 😘✌🏼
Dungeon mommy. 🐲🎲
Pinned
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dick that hits like a mantis shrimp
cavitate me mommy
cavitate me mommy
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
dick that hits like a mantis shrimp
cavitate me mommy
cavitate me mommy
Its cause I bent her over, held her hands down, and made her bark. Then I made cookies.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Its cause I bent her over, held her hands down, and made her bark. Then I made cookies.
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Nature is healing
oh, yeah, btw
MY PUSSY FROM THE BRONX
MY PUSSY FROM THE BRONX
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Nature is healing
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i took this pic of my cat 4 u plz enjoy responsibly
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i took this pic of my cat 4 u plz enjoy responsibly
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if you’re my friend I am also in love with you by default
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
if you’re my friend I am also in love with you by default
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weed is a gateway drug to hotdogs. trust
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
weed is a gateway drug to hotdogs. trust
Women wife today
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Women wife today
It turns out she had a pretty insane family emergency, so I'm deciding to forgive her. 🖤
It seems we've been stood up for our coffee date 🤷♀️
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It turns out she had a pretty insane family emergency, so I'm deciding to forgive her. 🖤
Over 30 selfie thread 📷
I am 30ish. (Turning 31 next week)
I am 30ish. (Turning 31 next week)
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Over 30 selfie thread 📷
I am 30ish. (Turning 31 next week)
I am 30ish. (Turning 31 next week)
I have the most beautiful women in my life, I am so blessed. 😭💕
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I have the most beautiful women in my life, I am so blessed. 😭💕
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waist wednesday? hip humpday? whatever
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
waist wednesday? hip humpday? whatever
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Haaaappy hump day I suppose!!
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Haaaappy hump day I suppose!!
Oops we rescheduled lol
Gonna go help our little sister plan her wedding today! 🥰🥳
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oops we rescheduled lol
Gonna go help our little sister plan her wedding today! 🥰🥳
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Gonna go help our little sister plan her wedding today! 🥰🥳
Who wants to buy me a snow blower?? I'll show u my boobs for a snow blower.
a close up of a sad cat with the words pleeeaasse written below it
ALT: a close up of a sad cat with the words pleeeaasse written below it
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who wants to buy me a snow blower?? I'll show u my boobs for a snow blower.
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Quick question, is it obvious I'm cold??
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Quick question, is it obvious I'm cold??
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when brokencyde said "you make my peepee hard" that really spoke to me
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
when brokencyde said "you make my peepee hard" that really spoke to me
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Nobody ever lets you hold it while they piss anymore. This is so sad.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Nobody ever lets you hold it while they piss anymore. This is so sad.
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THEY JUST BOOTS DOWNED A SECOND HOUSE
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
THEY JUST BOOTS DOWNED A SECOND HOUSE
Found a cool mirror. 🤷🏼♀️
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Found a cool mirror. 🤷🏼♀️
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Scissoring aka clash of clams
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Scissoring aka clash of clams
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Dudes rock
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dudes rock
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Pro tip for flirting with cis girls: offering to get them pregnant does NOT have the same effect it does on regular women
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Pro tip for flirting with cis girls: offering to get them pregnant does NOT have the same effect it does on regular women