Widget Murray-Thurmond
@widgetsnugglebeast.bsky.social
Orange tuxedo cat, born in San Bernardino, California, December 2016. Currently resides in Los Angeles and works as a therapy cat for a screenwriter. Named for the character in The Night Circus.
Something is on the ceiling.
September 24, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Something is on the ceiling.
Mom is reading a book. It doesn’t taste like paper though.
September 8, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Mom is reading a book. It doesn’t taste like paper though.
I sleepy.
September 6, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I sleepy.
If I lay on The Mama’s hip, she can’t get up.
August 3, 2024 at 5:32 AM
If I lay on The Mama’s hip, she can’t get up.
The Mom was paying insufficient attention.
July 16, 2024 at 8:10 PM
The Mom was paying insufficient attention.
What is having a Hooman Mama for if not snuggles on demand?
THIS CAT
Woke me up BEFORE DAWN
Because he wanted snuggles.
Sleeping right up against me wasn’t enough. He needed to lay on his Squishmallow with my arm around him and get scritches and face rubs.
He kept making MEEP noises and purring like a motorcycle the whole time.
WHAT EVEN
Woke me up BEFORE DAWN
Because he wanted snuggles.
Sleeping right up against me wasn’t enough. He needed to lay on his Squishmallow with my arm around him and get scritches and face rubs.
He kept making MEEP noises and purring like a motorcycle the whole time.
WHAT EVEN
July 14, 2024 at 6:17 PM
What is having a Hooman Mama for if not snuggles on demand?
You didn’t feel good. You needed to GO TO BED.
This cat
Just SHOVED AND KNEADED MY SIDE until I rolled over
Then bit my wrist and ankle until I got under the covers
And TACKLED me so I would get into a more convenient position for him to sleep on.
Cat I am ten times your size what the fuck is this
Just SHOVED AND KNEADED MY SIDE until I rolled over
Then bit my wrist and ankle until I got under the covers
And TACKLED me so I would get into a more convenient position for him to sleep on.
Cat I am ten times your size what the fuck is this
July 14, 2024 at 6:17 PM
You didn’t feel good. You needed to GO TO BED.
Dis is your brain on drugs
June 7, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Dis is your brain on drugs
The Mom likes to read while I nap.
June 2, 2024 at 4:36 AM
The Mom likes to read while I nap.
The Mom knows what she did.
(Put her camera right in my face)
(Put her camera right in my face)
May 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
The Mom knows what she did.
(Put her camera right in my face)
(Put her camera right in my face)
Mom was playing a game on the flat rectangle computer so it was very hard for me to get on her lap. However, I prevailed.
May 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Mom was playing a game on the flat rectangle computer so it was very hard for me to get on her lap. However, I prevailed.
The first rule of having bright white feets is to always clean the beans.
May 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
The first rule of having bright white feets is to always clean the beans.
This morning The Mama was awake and I thought she might get up so I went to sleep on her head.
May 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
This morning The Mama was awake and I thought she might get up so I went to sleep on her head.
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mr lover is already celebrating his gotcha day
April 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
mr lover is already celebrating his gotcha day
Mom is listening to ‘90s music. She asked if I’m going to regulate. All the birbs know what’s up with (323).
April 19, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Mom is listening to ‘90s music. She asked if I’m going to regulate. All the birbs know what’s up with (323).
When Mom brought in a blanket fresh from the dryer but it’s hunting time
April 18, 2024 at 10:14 PM
When Mom brought in a blanket fresh from the dryer but it’s hunting time
THE catfluencer. *fanboys*
April 18, 2024 at 3:38 AM
THE catfluencer. *fanboys*
Mom opened the window all the way so she could have fresh air without going outside. I can spy on all the neighbors now.
April 16, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Mom opened the window all the way so she could have fresh air without going outside. I can spy on all the neighbors now.
Mom put the treats in containers I can’t open and now I’m going to whine at her about it. Just because I helped myself instead of waking her up at 7am. I was being CONSIDERATE.
April 5, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Mom put the treats in containers I can’t open and now I’m going to whine at her about it. Just because I helped myself instead of waking her up at 7am. I was being CONSIDERATE.
I get nesting rights to every pile of laundry Mom brings in from the dryer. It’s the law.
April 2, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I get nesting rights to every pile of laundry Mom brings in from the dryer. It’s the law.
Mom is playing squeaky music. It sounds a little like birbs sometimes. I like it.
March 31, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Mom is playing squeaky music. It sounds a little like birbs sometimes. I like it.
I wake up, I check to make sure The Mama is nearby.
March 31, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I wake up, I check to make sure The Mama is nearby.
Mom has brought a new machine into the house. It makes sounds but it also MOVES.
She laughed at me for doing this so I hid behind the ottoman.
She laughed at me for doing this so I hid behind the ottoman.
March 28, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Mom has brought a new machine into the house. It makes sounds but it also MOVES.
She laughed at me for doing this so I hid behind the ottoman.
She laughed at me for doing this so I hid behind the ottoman.
Yesterday I bit Mom *completely* unprovoked when she needed comfort and then I ran up to the highest bookcase, fell, then used my back feets to redirect to the desk. Being a little shit is exhausting.
March 25, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Yesterday I bit Mom *completely* unprovoked when she needed comfort and then I ran up to the highest bookcase, fell, then used my back feets to redirect to the desk. Being a little shit is exhausting.
Must make biscuits before I nap.
March 23, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Must make biscuits before I nap.