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AI is amazing. Just a few years ago, if I didn't know something, I would Google it. Now I find myself asking this genius-level golden retriever on acid. Life comes at you fast.
May 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
AI is amazing. Just a few years ago, if I didn't know something, I would Google it. Now I find myself asking this genius-level golden retriever on acid. Life comes at you fast.
Every sequel should be subtitled "Electric Boogaloo", and every movie after that one should be subtitled "Tokyo Drift". You can insert your own examples and see that I am correct.
May 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Every sequel should be subtitled "Electric Boogaloo", and every movie after that one should be subtitled "Tokyo Drift". You can insert your own examples and see that I am correct.
My new thing is saying "you sound like my mother" to my mother when she's like whatever.
April 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My new thing is saying "you sound like my mother" to my mother when she's like whatever.
Sunny and Gizmo sound like the names of morning radio DJs, not bald eagles. Do better, third graders. 🦅 🐥 🐥
April 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sunny and Gizmo sound like the names of morning radio DJs, not bald eagles. Do better, third graders. 🦅 🐥 🐥
I just watch Puppy Bowl for the commercials.
February 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I just watch Puppy Bowl for the commercials.
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YOU DID IT LAWRENCE!!!! WOOOOOOooooooootttt!!!!
Rachel @maddow.msnbc.com told me to join Bluesky last night and it only took me 24 hours to figure it out.
January 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
YOU DID IT LAWRENCE!!!! WOOOOOOooooooootttt!!!!
Rachel Maddow is back to five nights a week. Your move, Jon Stewart.
January 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Rachel Maddow is back to five nights a week. Your move, Jon Stewart.
My hiccups, when I stifle them, sound like an amazing fast Bernie Sanders impression.
January 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My hiccups, when I stifle them, sound like an amazing fast Bernie Sanders impression.
I wish Sphere in Las Vegas (I've never been) offered a nerd tour. I hope that idea is self-explanatory.
Please retweet (I'm taking that term back, since Phony Stark isn't using it anymore)
Please retweet (I'm taking that term back, since Phony Stark isn't using it anymore)
December 30, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I wish Sphere in Las Vegas (I've never been) offered a nerd tour. I hope that idea is self-explanatory.
Please retweet (I'm taking that term back, since Phony Stark isn't using it anymore)
Please retweet (I'm taking that term back, since Phony Stark isn't using it anymore)
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
December 25, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
The word alacrity is overused and the word celerity is underused. They're so similar, but the distinction is everything. Alacrity is a cheerful readiness, whereas celerity is a swiftness of action.
November 26, 2024 at 1:19 AM
The word alacrity is overused and the word celerity is underused. They're so similar, but the distinction is everything. Alacrity is a cheerful readiness, whereas celerity is a swiftness of action.
We tell ourselves that we use Dark Mode to relieve eye strain, but, deep down, we all know it just makes us feel like Batman.
November 25, 2024 at 10:21 PM
We tell ourselves that we use Dark Mode to relieve eye strain, but, deep down, we all know it just makes us feel like Batman.
Trump is not playing three-dimensional chess. Trump is playing four-dimensional hungry hungry hippos.
November 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Trump is not playing three-dimensional chess. Trump is playing four-dimensional hungry hungry hippos.