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Mike
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Retired HD Mechanic.
Edmonton Oilers & Blue Jays
Left of center.
Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.
(A very small piece of my heart is Albertan)
Not a lot of faith, but a little hope.
Makes sense, they could purchase them as gliders and take a 10% finders fee.
Regular MAGA win-win situation.
Then they could use the money to buy some land in the desert, ship the planes there and charge storage and maintenance fees!
And, if they bury a few people there, it's a tax free graveyard!
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'm not even sure he'll take Melanoma with him when he decides to bug out.
Probably take Karoline Leavitt if he goes to Hungary since Viktor Orbán likes her.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What did Forrest Gump's momma always used to say?
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Well, I do agree with you. Being a soldier for the cause does not mean you must martyr yourself.

Also, hockey (just sayin').
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Pretty near anything with D.J. Trump Memorial in the title very soon would be good.👍

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thoughts and Prayers🙏
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Let Ahab (Poilievre) go after the whale (Trudeau), what could go wrong?
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have seen men threatened physically in the past for not removing their hat as per social convention.
I guess manners are probably down the list of what's important, but it is also one of the easiest ways to show what type of human you are.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hallelujah brother! It's a miracle! What a great God who listens to these lame ass prayers when millions pray that they and their children won't starve or be shot by soldiers or die from terrible disease.
These must be those "cherished Christians" old Lard Bottom was tweeting about.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
C'mon Ivanka! Tell the truth on daddy! Do the right thing! Stand up and be counted!
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Ahhh.... the old unsmoothie, if only I had remembered the thing! I could have been a contender but I forgot the amendment! Woe is me! Curses I say, curses!
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Not being a constituent I genuinely wonder, did people think they were voting for a SNL cast member?
Seems like a walking, talking meme to me.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Why do psychopaths always end texts and posts with "Thank you for your attention to this matter. " Was that how Himmler or Göring signed off?
Asking for a friend.
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
What history teaches Mike Johnson;
Sodom and Gomorrah were Blue cities.
Atheists and Canaanites live mostly in Blue cities.
Prepare for the rapture, it's on its way!

"i don't care. do you"

Thoughts and Prayers.
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I like when John Candy was one third owner of the Toronto Argonauts.
Turns out that team had an ownership group that was 33% awesome!
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Let's not find out.
One thing needing a pause is that guy's political career.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Here's a place to save money. Just install a Bluetooth speaker as speaker of the house and reporters can ask Mr. Siri for answers.
Minimum 100% improvement.
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Good idea, if he's as good as he thinks he is, three days later he'll just roll it off and carry on doing nothing.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
"Tastes great, what's it look like?"

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November 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Kind of a uni-sex present to your kids when they move away from home to school because that is the most mood killing bedding I have ever seen.
Does Spider-Man pajamas clash with that?
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Your whole system is quite mind blowing. It appears to have been setup by Benedict Arnold so it could be co-opted by a band of amoral opportunists.
Can't imagine electing a representative who can't serve because voodoo shaman guy won't throw the bones, or whatever.
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You can never have enough (they are also quite cheap and easy to slip in during commercials).
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Psalm 36:3
3 The words of their mouths are wicked and deceitful; they fail to act wisely or do good.

Sounds like MAGA to me, actually that whole book seems to be a cautionary about those God forsaken people.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Probably supports the 16th century when "Bible readin'" by lay people was illegal.
"Trust us, we'll let you know what you need to know when you need to know."
That guy sucks! (I am sure that is literal also.)
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sure looks like he is posting a threat against the American people.
What's his plan? What's he going to do? Who's going to help him?
Definitely a domestic terrorist, lock him up!
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM