Stiffo the Clown
@widdledow.bsky.social
Oxygen and Gravity denier | I ain’t got no tools in the shed
My boss Leon got new boobs and somehow I’m the bad guy for complimenting him
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My boss Leon got new boobs and somehow I’m the bad guy for complimenting him
Are you mad at yourself again?
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Are you mad at yourself again?
Scratching my nails on a dry erase board
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Scratching my nails on a dry erase board
FYI: if you’ve got a funeral sticker on your car, red lights are optional
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
FYI: if you’ve got a funeral sticker on your car, red lights are optional
Hey grandma, wanna make out?
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hey grandma, wanna make out?
I keep the toilet plunger right here on the dining room table if you need it. Eat up
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I keep the toilet plunger right here on the dining room table if you need it. Eat up
Everyone on this app is ‘dying laughing’ yet somehow still alive to post about it
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Everyone on this app is ‘dying laughing’ yet somehow still alive to post about it
How do you get that dead guy smell out of a carpet
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How do you get that dead guy smell out of a carpet
Do what you love and the money will laugh at you and walk away
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Do what you love and the money will laugh at you and walk away
To the woman who punched me in the elevator - I said you have a nice pair of teeth
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
To the woman who punched me in the elevator - I said you have a nice pair of teeth
For the record - I ACCIDENTALLY drove my car through the children’s cancer hospital
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
For the record - I ACCIDENTALLY drove my car through the children’s cancer hospital
I can hear the failure and I’m pretty sure it’s laughing at me
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I can hear the failure and I’m pretty sure it’s laughing at me
Don’t pigeon hole me as an athletic beauty. I’m also crazy
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Don’t pigeon hole me as an athletic beauty. I’m also crazy
Not sure if it’s “I couldn’t care less” or “I could care less.” Either way I couldn’t care less… I think
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Not sure if it’s “I couldn’t care less” or “I could care less.” Either way I couldn’t care less… I think
This week on my OF-50% off to watch me do the cha-cha
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This week on my OF-50% off to watch me do the cha-cha
This time can we disagree to agree
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This time can we disagree to agree
I’m a substance amuser
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m a substance amuser
All my posts are written by me-I never AI
Would you like me to generate additional posts to optimize engagement?
Would you like me to generate additional posts to optimize engagement?
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
All my posts are written by me-I never AI
Would you like me to generate additional posts to optimize engagement?
Would you like me to generate additional posts to optimize engagement?
I’ve taken a lot of calories directly to the face lately
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’ve taken a lot of calories directly to the face lately
Did the rapture happen where you’re at? Over here it’s all clear
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Did the rapture happen where you’re at? Over here it’s all clear
The U.S. govt blew up my drug boat as I was on my way to my kid’s parent teacher conf. So unnecessary
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The U.S. govt blew up my drug boat as I was on my way to my kid’s parent teacher conf. So unnecessary
My wife’s like the wind chill — she’s 67 but thanks to plastic surgery feels like 61
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My wife’s like the wind chill — she’s 67 but thanks to plastic surgery feels like 61
I ate all the spiderwebs. House feels empty now
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I ate all the spiderwebs. House feels empty now
No you didn’t hear me correctly. I said I’m going for an Rum
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
No you didn’t hear me correctly. I said I’m going for an Rum
I double dare you
I triple dare you
I quadruple Dog dare you
Can’t take it any further. Hit my mathematical limit
I triple dare you
I quadruple Dog dare you
Can’t take it any further. Hit my mathematical limit
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I double dare you
I triple dare you
I quadruple Dog dare you
Can’t take it any further. Hit my mathematical limit
I triple dare you
I quadruple Dog dare you
Can’t take it any further. Hit my mathematical limit