Wick Fields
@wickfields.bsky.social
Writer/Seasoned Mutineer/Recovering Sot
Not to brag but I realized this in my twenties. I developed early.
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Not to brag but I realized this in my twenties. I developed early.
“You know what this movie needs? A hobo on the top of the train who somehow has made a small fire in whipping arctic winds and is completely immune to frostbite. Who’s with me?”
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“You know what this movie needs? A hobo on the top of the train who somehow has made a small fire in whipping arctic winds and is completely immune to frostbite. Who’s with me?”
Afterwards they tried to sell each other their families.
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Afterwards they tried to sell each other their families.
No makeup Robert Smith suggests you have the Albariño with your grouper.
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
No makeup Robert Smith suggests you have the Albariño with your grouper.
When you wear your Slayer shirt to Chick-fil-A.
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
When you wear your Slayer shirt to Chick-fil-A.
Keith Richards training to fight Jack McAullife for the lightweight championship of the world, 1889.
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Keith Richards training to fight Jack McAullife for the lightweight championship of the world, 1889.
In twenty years this will be the only thing Paul Anka will be remembered for.
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In twenty years this will be the only thing Paul Anka will be remembered for.
Either Kash Patel is about to blow or Mother Russia flipped his Manchurian switch. #KashPatel #Trump
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Either Kash Patel is about to blow or Mother Russia flipped his Manchurian switch. #KashPatel #Trump
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
May someone look at you the way the Brynner’s looked at Eddie Murphy. #netlfix #eddiemuphy
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
May someone look at you the way the Brynner’s looked at Eddie Murphy. #netlfix #eddiemuphy
Daniel Jones powers through gingivitis to defeat Falcons.
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Daniel Jones powers through gingivitis to defeat Falcons.
Every Dio album cover in one.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Every Dio album cover in one.
Post Malone looks like he’s about to talk about falling off a Montana mountian for the 8,004th time. #postmalone #hankwilliamsjr
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Post Malone looks like he’s about to talk about falling off a Montana mountian for the 8,004th time. #postmalone #hankwilliamsjr
Your parents when you tell them you don’t like Nancy Grace.
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Your parents when you tell them you don’t like Nancy Grace.
“Here’s a guy that can use his arms and legs at the same time.” — John Madden
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
“Here’s a guy that can use his arms and legs at the same time.” — John Madden
White people should stick to acid.
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
White people should stick to acid.
Charles Dickens was not effing around, by god.
October 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Charles Dickens was not effing around, by god.
This photo just gave you herpes.
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This photo just gave you herpes.