I'm disappointed I've spent this much of my life thinking Piano Man is Billy Joel's best song.

Leg room is a tragically overlook aspect of the dining experience and if my foot dings then the dining ain't fine.

@bluesky-global.bsky.social I'm sure it's low on the dethroning-a-$41-billion-dollar-social-media-app to-do list, but I'm excited to see your non-default Android notification badge.

There are few moments so fleeting as your first post on a new social media platform.