Wickerlady
@wickerlady.bsky.social
I don’t flush tampons at my new job because they’re nice to me here
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I don’t flush tampons at my new job because they’re nice to me here
Working at a nice professional job makes me want to pick up all of my old favorite coworkers in a life raft
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Working at a nice professional job makes me want to pick up all of my old favorite coworkers in a life raft
Reading 3 Wikipedia articles does not mean you went down a “rabbit hole” you motherfuckers are WEAK.
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Reading 3 Wikipedia articles does not mean you went down a “rabbit hole” you motherfuckers are WEAK.
Hey I want to talk about how my cat has been drinking water and then standing over me with drippy chin hairs. It feels like a threat
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Hey I want to talk about how my cat has been drinking water and then standing over me with drippy chin hairs. It feels like a threat
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i don’t care who u think u are. put a tracklist on the back of your album.
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
i don’t care who u think u are. put a tracklist on the back of your album.
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I will not allow my evil coworker to ruin my last week here
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I will not allow my evil coworker to ruin my last week here
there’s some good in this world Mr Frodo and it’s worth fighting for :(
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 AM
there’s some good in this world Mr Frodo and it’s worth fighting for :(
surely this is a problem that watching the LOTR extended editions could fix
January 26, 2026 at 7:42 PM
surely this is a problem that watching the LOTR extended editions could fix
Farting near my gossipy coworker’s desk is in my hierarchy of needs right at the top
January 24, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Farting near my gossipy coworker’s desk is in my hierarchy of needs right at the top
Sometimes people write the most profound poetry on an app like twitter and it’s right next to somebody’s Daily Cheese Review and I think that’s beautiful
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Sometimes people write the most profound poetry on an app like twitter and it’s right next to somebody’s Daily Cheese Review and I think that’s beautiful
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aren’t you tired of sound?
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 AM
aren’t you tired of sound?
Thinking about Terry’s Chocolate Oranges
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Thinking about Terry’s Chocolate Oranges
Heal me Wallace and Gromit
January 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Heal me Wallace and Gromit
Sometimes life is skittles and beer and sometimes life is finding that you cooked your own hair into your food
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Sometimes life is skittles and beer and sometimes life is finding that you cooked your own hair into your food
Hey you actually have to do this now
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Hey you actually have to do this now
Hey I thought you were supposed to feel good after taking drugs
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Hey I thought you were supposed to feel good after taking drugs
Cats can sense your heart beat, but Goblin doesn’t know that I have social anxiety so she just thinks that my heart beats fast because I’m scared of the ceiling fan like her
January 12, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Cats can sense your heart beat, but Goblin doesn’t know that I have social anxiety so she just thinks that my heart beats fast because I’m scared of the ceiling fan like her
It’s time for my favorite movie: I close my eyes for sleep but instead replay and analyze all social interactions I’ve had this weekend and look for clues that im secretly terrible. It’s called Al’s Toy Barn
January 12, 2026 at 6:34 AM
It’s time for my favorite movie: I close my eyes for sleep but instead replay and analyze all social interactions I’ve had this weekend and look for clues that im secretly terrible. It’s called Al’s Toy Barn
List of accomplishments for today:
-Looked handsome cashier in the eye
-Actually I lied just now I stared at the counter the whole time
-Looked handsome cashier in the eye
-Actually I lied just now I stared at the counter the whole time
January 9, 2026 at 5:53 AM
List of accomplishments for today:
-Looked handsome cashier in the eye
-Actually I lied just now I stared at the counter the whole time
-Looked handsome cashier in the eye
-Actually I lied just now I stared at the counter the whole time
At the end of my days they’re going to show me a video of how I reacted to my coworker’a chewing sounds and deny me access to heaven
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
At the end of my days they’re going to show me a video of how I reacted to my coworker’a chewing sounds and deny me access to heaven
It’s January which means I’m lonely and want to fuck Aragorn son of Arathorn
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
It’s January which means I’m lonely and want to fuck Aragorn son of Arathorn
Me and my chocolatey bell sleeves
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Me and my chocolatey bell sleeves
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imma let you finish but paranoid black sabbath is one of the greatest albums of all time
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
imma let you finish but paranoid black sabbath is one of the greatest albums of all time