Hitler: Tommy Lee of the Third Reich.

Rejected Nazi party slogan: Ein Mann. Ein Schwanz. Ein Hoden.

Same, and agreed x 100%!!

I'm not stingy with my virgins. Sharing is caring!

(Meanwhile, I need to convince him to roleplay Top Gun scenes with our his/hers CPAP masks on. "Goose, it's time to buzz the tower.")

This is precisely why Elizabeth Bathory took to bathing in/drinking the blood of virgins. She probably needed a CPAP, Ozempic, progressive lenses, eye drops, a blood pressure cuff and couldn't find the good tweezers

I'd like to pretend this wouldn't fly today, but both of my young adult daughters have experienced similar in their workplaces as teens. And because it's patrons perpetrating? They might get the boot, but not much else is done about it.

Mid-90s =there were no sexual harassment work policies. People thought I should feel 'complimented' by the unwanted male attention. If I were compensated retroactively for how many times I heard "You're so mature for your age" when I was a teen, I could probably retire now.

This is one example.

- Frequently, men would masturbate in the pool, which would force me to have to go and confront them.
- Frequently, men would purposefully expose themselves to me in the waterslide towers when alone.
- Frequently, I am forced to intervene when men would do this to other (younger) women. 🧵/3

- Routinely, I am invited back to patrons' cars, hotel rooms & homes for sex.
- Routinely, I am invited to join patrons drinks after my shift.
- Routinely, men ask coworkers for my phone number and home address.
- Routinely, I am followed out to my vehicle in the dark after 10 pm.
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