Jessie M.
@wickedwidget.bsky.social
Introduce yourself as a TV character
November 16, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Introduce yourself as a TV character
It took me this long in life to figure out that napkins always fall off my lap at restaurants because my legs are too short for conventional chairs and don't bend at a 90 degree angles. I always thought I was just particularly clumsy with napkins.
August 20, 2023 at 5:22 PM
It took me this long in life to figure out that napkins always fall off my lap at restaurants because my legs are too short for conventional chairs and don't bend at a 90 degree angles. I always thought I was just particularly clumsy with napkins.
Me: I'm going to sit down and write for a bit.
My cat: Sounds great. I'm going to lay on your arms, drool on your keyboard, and bite you if you dare try to move me.
My cat: Sounds great. I'm going to lay on your arms, drool on your keyboard, and bite you if you dare try to move me.
August 16, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Me: I'm going to sit down and write for a bit.
My cat: Sounds great. I'm going to lay on your arms, drool on your keyboard, and bite you if you dare try to move me.
My cat: Sounds great. I'm going to lay on your arms, drool on your keyboard, and bite you if you dare try to move me.