i think i was put on this earth to say sentences nobody's ever said before.

guys we're getting the DSM 6 before GTA 6 i'm not even kidding
(my psychiatrist told me they're coming out with an update soon when i asked him about the differences btwn bipolar 1 & 2 & unspecified in my med adjustment appt)

this year taught me i'm not a powerful hater like i thought i was

kendrick, 50 cent, and the vanity fair photographer really know how to be haters

on the flip side, i don't particularly have opps, which i think the world is lucky for

i need the balkanization of the north east NEOWWWWW

someone out there's first fear was the mucinex monster

sometimes after work you gotta double fist a cbd cigarette and an ice cream bar
it restores something in you akin to what white women's understanding of aligning your chakras is

isn't it crazy that 42 isn't a multiple of four

special K should make a cheerios rip off and call them K-Holes

crack my toes at the club call it poppers