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wickedjotun.bsky.social
Zac - Bad Giant
@wickedjotun.bsky.social
I'm mostly here to geek about my special interests. I believe in a world where everyone has their needs met. He/Him
I like Ultima because it's a board wipe that specifically shuts down on death and leaves the battlefield triggers. A board wipe that targets the stack.
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Was this before or after he vowed to protect Hegseth from impeachment so he can continue to murder with impunity?

He's a Republican Collaborator.
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Kurapika vibes.
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I had Gilgamesh and Gogo on the battlefield at the same time in one game and my partner was tickled when I explained that between the two of them the goofy unserious one is actually Gilgamesh.

You gotta put in at least one card that's lost bottom tier booty buttcheeks equipment for Excalipoor!
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Y'all do your best critical thinking when you're trying to absolve bigots of their behaviors. Can't put that energy to solving any actual problems but if there is an unremarkable dumbass out there experiencing rejection you'll swoop in to save them from learning anything.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Addams Family is what if your patents liked each other, and you?
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
There might be a cult of cashews in this tin that know i exist and think being picked and eaten is a miracle akin to becoming one with the universe.

So when faced with the unknowable, the cashew comes with its own explanation of what I am and what I'm doing. Empty comforts for a doomed tin of nuts.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think that in the face of elder things the first thing one must confront is ego death, and a major contributor to that is the indifference of the entity itself.

I don't need to break the spirit of this cashew. I'm just going to eat it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Season 1 was great. Season 2 was fine. Season 3 signaled clearly that this is a franchise for selling mech now. I did not see season 4.
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I just ignore those. I know a trap when I see one. Let management retaliate against the next guy with helpful criticism.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ygra changes the board state in a way that cracks the meta. It's very easy to play it oppressively.

But what if, instead, I keep my naturalize style spells to myself and play this silly Nut Collector.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I run an Eater deck. I call it Smelly Cat. I put all my premodern squirrel cards into it and it's fun! But performs... fine. Would be better if I took out all my Grandpa cards and put in halflings, but I enjoy my nostalgia jank. 😅
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Dang and I thought casting them from the graveyard using Iroh, Grand Lotus was good. Adventures are gonna get expensive.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Your critical thinking skills are atrophied from using generative AI to do your work for you. Your brain is a muscle and you need to keep using it. The petty comforts of your doomsday device are temporary, but the environmental, neurological and societal consequences will be forever.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
You can see little bits of the terrain in the slats of the helmet when you roll
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"The prophecy said that my partner would have the other half of this locket."
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Karlach is explicitly not a healer is what I'm getting at.
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Idk what you're talking about my Mankey grew up on a loving team, became a Primeape and retired with a Kanto, Johto AND Hoenn badge.

I should see if he's still in the box and try to run him through more Elite Fours.
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I have a beef with this because I tried it once to try to revive someone who was downed and it just dealt like 1d4+str and killed my ally.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I saw a tiktok the other day where someone was explaining the theory that Pennywise and Mary Poppins are the same kind of entity but they also roped The Other Mother into it and it got me thinking about how I don't actually know the formal name for an extraplanar entity that feeds on emotion.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
They did this with Chrono Trigger too I'm furious.
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Well now I want to know which foreign agents Raskin does the bidding of because the answer isn't zero.
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You fighting a vampire?
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM