Wicked Basic B*tch
wicked-basic.bsky.social
Wicked Basic B*tch
@wicked-basic.bsky.social
I never know what to put in these bios. Maybe I'll update it later.
On a Howard Hawks binge, starting with the earliest films.

#FilmSky #LastFour #LastFourWatched #Letterboxd
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Some of the movies in Criterion’s Film Noir: Blackout collection are *barely* film noir IMO. More like romantic comedy, almost. And pretty hokey. #LastFour #Letterboxd @letterboxd.social #Criterion #FilmNoir
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Rare event! There are no trending political topics. Enjoying it while I can.
October 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think maybe Dade should have this on a t-shirt, @gonzo.bsky.social . He's earned it. What do you think?
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So, this little bastard had me panicked. Nowhere to be found this morning. Searched, called--no response. Poured food into his bowl, still nothing. Was sure he was dead; he normally runs in at any sound that might be a food bag.

Three hours later he casually walks out like nothing's wrong. WTF?
September 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Gonzostrich
September 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh, for Christ's sake, is this séance EVER going to happen? #DarkShadows #Season1
July 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One more Gonzo stat for May. Since Momb committed SO many crimbs (7, far more than anyone else), I broke them down by type.The stats show Momb clearly needs to do a better job of respecting Gonzo’s alone time when filming him—or maybe invest in a telephoto lens so as not to disturb him.
July 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
One more @gonzo.bsky.social stat for May. Since Momb committed SO many crimbs (7, far more than anyone else), I broke them down by type.The stats show Momb clearly needs to do a better job of respecting Gonzo’s alone time when filming him—or maybe invest in a telephoto lens so as not to disturb him.
June 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sure! Are screen shots good enough?
June 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Finally, Dade was the anomaly in this group. His offenses were nonexistent, so to include Dade in the stats, I had to make this pie chart comparing Dade’s offenses (bad deeds) vs positive effects on Gonzo (good deeds). As you can see, Dade, the fafferit, was 100% GOODE. BIG SURPRISE. 🙄 7/7
June 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Momb was the worst offender against Gonzo-ness by far, making up 37% of total offenses. The wethers inconvenienced Gonzo 26% of the time. Ludo, grossery delivery, and things in general were the culprits 11% of the time each. Sally accounted for the remaining 5%. 6/7
June 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
This bar chart shows who annoyed Gonzo in May: The top offender was MOMB, with 7 offenses. (Not to victim blame, but I guess that explains why Gonzo occasionally bites her.) Next was the wethers, which disgruntled Gonzo a total of 5 times. 3/7
June 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Not to horn in on @kelskels06.bsky.social's turf, but on my other account I said someone should do a behavior report on who's behaving badly toward @gonzo.bsky.social. I guess that someone’d have to be me. So here's my first try. 1/7
June 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM