it's real to me damnit

but because a bunch of lazy obese boomers would rather sit in traffic getting angry at pedestrians rather than walk 10 minutes, they will fight to the literal death to trick us into thinking cars are necessary

car infrastructure makes everything more expensive, less enjoyable, twice as hard, and 10x more dangerous

me strolling the back streets of Mexican Twitter in search of group chats

plus ~5 miles of walking daily and consistent sleep

full of people using outdated slang, lots of "how do you do, fellow kids" energy

also, there's a lot of weirdo Twitter energy in the replies. not feeling it

"Five authors I've read sentences by"

LMAO at dropping the "5+"

beautiful women will instinctively flock here like the salmon of Capistrano