Rachel ✨
@whynotrachel.bsky.social
Millennial Mountain Person living as a Midwest transplant still trying to stay relevant ✌🏻
She/her
She/her
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This shoulda been the Bills.
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This shoulda been the Bills.
????????
Brett Goldstein is being eyed to play Hagrid in the ‘HARRY POTTER’ TV series.
(Source: Deadline)
(Source: Deadline)
December 7, 2024 at 2:30 AM
????????
Me calling it gif (jif) with a soft g.
Halle Berry refuses to call the Twitter app ‘X’
“The creator called it Twitter.. Imma call it Twitter” 😂
“The creator called it Twitter.. Imma call it Twitter” 😂
December 2, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Me calling it gif (jif) with a soft g.
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Hi everybody! The Onion is extremely on sale for a week, starting today.
$75 for a year of the newspaper, or $7 a month, shipped to your door.
Sign up this week and you'll have your first one by Christmas. Get one for yourself, gift one for your friends, or confuse the shit out of your enemies.
$75 for a year of the newspaper, or $7 a month, shipped to your door.
Sign up this week and you'll have your first one by Christmas. Get one for yourself, gift one for your friends, or confuse the shit out of your enemies.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Hi everybody! The Onion is extremely on sale for a week, starting today.
$75 for a year of the newspaper, or $7 a month, shipped to your door.
Sign up this week and you'll have your first one by Christmas. Get one for yourself, gift one for your friends, or confuse the shit out of your enemies.
$75 for a year of the newspaper, or $7 a month, shipped to your door.
Sign up this week and you'll have your first one by Christmas. Get one for yourself, gift one for your friends, or confuse the shit out of your enemies.
Extremely great first day of mercury retrograde!!!!
(Very close family friend has a mass on his brain that is being biopsied later this week, one month shy of achieving a life goal milestone that’s had to be abandoned now.)
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
(Very close family friend has a mass on his brain that is being biopsied later this week, one month shy of achieving a life goal milestone that’s had to be abandoned now.)
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
November 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Extremely great first day of mercury retrograde!!!!
(Very close family friend has a mass on his brain that is being biopsied later this week, one month shy of achieving a life goal milestone that’s had to be abandoned now.)
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
(Very close family friend has a mass on his brain that is being biopsied later this week, one month shy of achieving a life goal milestone that’s had to be abandoned now.)
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
I fear this wicked hype is gonna make me do a glee rewatch 😞
November 25, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I fear this wicked hype is gonna make me do a glee rewatch 😞
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
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I really enjoyed this interview with @vox.com about why I continue to be broadly in favor of humans.
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
John Green’s crusade to make the world “suck less”
Tuberculosis is still the world’s top killer. The author has a plan to fight back.
www.vox.com
November 21, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I really enjoyed this interview with @vox.com about why I continue to be broadly in favor of humans.
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
Nobody talks about how special it is to hear somebody’s voice for the first time in more than a decade.
Anyway. Last night was cool.
Anyway. Last night was cool.
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Nobody talks about how special it is to hear somebody’s voice for the first time in more than a decade.
Anyway. Last night was cool.
Anyway. Last night was cool.
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Hi friends!
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Hi friends!
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
And lil 10 year old me was there on opening day.
(Don’t @ me we didn’t know she was bad then!!!!)
(Don’t @ me we didn’t know she was bad then!!!!)
'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' released 23 years ago today ⚡️
November 17, 2024 at 1:29 AM
And lil 10 year old me was there on opening day.
(Don’t @ me we didn’t know she was bad then!!!!)
(Don’t @ me we didn’t know she was bad then!!!!)
A really cool thing about sports is you don’t have to watch them at all if you don’t actually care.
Yes this is me being a hater. I didn’t care about boxing yesterday. I don’t care about it today. I won’t care about it tomorrow.
Yes this is me being a hater. I didn’t care about boxing yesterday. I don’t care about it today. I won’t care about it tomorrow.
November 16, 2024 at 6:00 AM
A really cool thing about sports is you don’t have to watch them at all if you don’t actually care.
Yes this is me being a hater. I didn’t care about boxing yesterday. I don’t care about it today. I won’t care about it tomorrow.
Yes this is me being a hater. I didn’t care about boxing yesterday. I don’t care about it today. I won’t care about it tomorrow.
Hey guys how do I find my friends on here
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Hey guys how do I find my friends on here
The commitment to the bit is top tier.
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 15, 2024 at 12:12 AM
The commitment to the bit is top tier.
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The Onion has purchased InfoWars.
Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’
Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, int...
theonion.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:04 PM
The Onion has purchased InfoWars.
Hello friends and new followers!
For those who don’t know me:
I’m a WV’ian at heart who’s currently living in southern Indiana.
Here’s a list of things I enjoy:
During this move from The Bad Place I’m on the hunt for friends in this online space. Things I enjoy:
For those who don’t know me:
I’m a WV’ian at heart who’s currently living in southern Indiana.
Here’s a list of things I enjoy:
During this move from The Bad Place I’m on the hunt for friends in this online space. Things I enjoy:
November 14, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Hello friends and new followers!
For those who don’t know me:
I’m a WV’ian at heart who’s currently living in southern Indiana.
Here’s a list of things I enjoy:
During this move from The Bad Place I’m on the hunt for friends in this online space. Things I enjoy:
For those who don’t know me:
I’m a WV’ian at heart who’s currently living in southern Indiana.
Here’s a list of things I enjoy:
During this move from The Bad Place I’m on the hunt for friends in this online space. Things I enjoy:
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This is not parody. I mean, it is, but they actually did do it. theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
November 14, 2024 at 2:54 PM
This is not parody. I mean, it is, but they actually did do it. theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
Can I be the secretary of something in the government?
Idk what. But I think I’d be good at it.
Idk what. But I think I’d be good at it.
November 14, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Can I be the secretary of something in the government?
Idk what. But I think I’d be good at it.
Idk what. But I think I’d be good at it.
More friends finally navigating over here??? Any excuse to get me off the bird app at this point.
November 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM
More friends finally navigating over here??? Any excuse to get me off the bird app at this point.
Hello bluesky. Is this my trophy? Being the 75,718th person to join this website that I never use?
At least I'm in the Top 1% of *something* 😀🏆
At least I'm in the Top 1% of *something* 😀🏆
September 17, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Hello bluesky. Is this my trophy? Being the 75,718th person to join this website that I never use?
At least I'm in the Top 1% of *something* 😀🏆
At least I'm in the Top 1% of *something* 😀🏆
Hello bluesky. Here to tell the world I bought a Vespa and I love it a lot.
Putting this on this app mostly because I know it’s the only way @bsten.bsky.social will see it.
Putting this on this app mostly because I know it’s the only way @bsten.bsky.social will see it.
May 24, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Hello bluesky. Here to tell the world I bought a Vespa and I love it a lot.
Putting this on this app mostly because I know it’s the only way @bsten.bsky.social will see it.
Putting this on this app mostly because I know it’s the only way @bsten.bsky.social will see it.
Opened this app for the first time in weeks and it made me re-login.
Must be a sign. Idk for what….but I think it’s a sign.
Must be a sign. Idk for what….but I think it’s a sign.
March 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Opened this app for the first time in weeks and it made me re-login.
Must be a sign. Idk for what….but I think it’s a sign.
Must be a sign. Idk for what….but I think it’s a sign.
Hi bluesky I got my hair done today and I really like it so I’m showing it off everywhere.
Anyway. Here’s my absolutely no makeup, just sat in a chair for over two hours face.
Anyway. Here’s my absolutely no makeup, just sat in a chair for over two hours face.
October 18, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Hi bluesky I got my hair done today and I really like it so I’m showing it off everywhere.
Anyway. Here’s my absolutely no makeup, just sat in a chair for over two hours face.
Anyway. Here’s my absolutely no makeup, just sat in a chair for over two hours face.