The woke mind virus is migraines…. it all makes sense

but seriously, my early intervention excedrin dose got bested by 2 Advil minis yesterday and I can’t stop thinking about it

3 different coworkers have gotten sick from the sweetgreen near the office, it’s incredible. what are they doing in there

Ok, extremely eager attempted child star explains the prose

This wouldn’t pass muster on AO3

Unbelievably huge losers and pussies who saved Trump from a shutdown that he was being squarely blamed for by everybody, and was almost certainly going to crack.

“spell ‘pharaoh’” and he shrinkydinks pennywise-style

Grassroots campaign to get it streaming on a service I actually have already🙏🫡

I resent having iced coffee forced on me like caffeinated water board torture