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“Our feeblest contemplations of the cosmos stir us: there is a tingling in the spine, a catch in the voice, a faint sensation—as if a distant memory—of falling from great a height."
—Carl
Girl, there’s concentration camps.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We are tired now. In 2017 we were all about it. Why do we expect politicians to run on principle when when people are like this?
March 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The electorate as a whole average out to a bunch of fickle idiots. I’m sure you had the same concern about Dems being too centrist during Trump’s first run, right? Did Obama win on a super left agenda? Nope. — I am frustrated with Dems fealty but winning elections had never been done on principle.
March 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
They only care that there was no way to cover up the scandal. If there was even the tiniest way to slither out of it, they’d be screaming support for them. So telling.
March 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Republicans do love to say the quiet part out loud. They don’t care about the law, the endangering service members, or anything else. They only care about doing a good job covering it up.

You only need to deny the undeniable. For everything else, go ahead and lie.
March 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
February 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The pitchbot barely has to make it up.
February 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social headlines are indistinguishable from the real thing.
February 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
As a palette cleanser, here, for some reason, is this.
December 30, 2024 at 6:16 AM

Officer, I didn’t see a damn thing
December 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM