Im about to crash the fuck out FOR you I’m so sorry

I was nervous cause it’s not on the label like in the vine but it’s been like ten years and it’s in the nutrition facts I just had to look with my eyes.

For reference I’m eating hummus rn. Roasted garlic style. I fucking Love hummus yall.

Y’all think k they’re gonna put EVERY vine back up cause I had some they weren’t good they did not pop off but I was 15 and having a decent time I wanna find some of my old relics

Also these snakes are fuckin HEAVY omg blackberry see what did I say these snakes got some HEFT to them

(Aw wait weighted blanket!🥹)

Omg stop moving so suddenly you’re gonna spook the babies

Oh my god Boo Lays do not look at this I’m SO scared of snakes this would be terrifying omg don’t do this

(Holy fucking shit this is the dream I’d come out of that coffin each of the snakes would have names and personalities and we’d all be friends I would have such a good time) omg oooh spooky

Evah. As a theatre kid. Be so fucking forreal right now. Look at us.

New vocal stim drop: “🎵do you want to eat my fingerrrrs🎵”

BLACHBERRAAAAAAAAAAY part two electric boogaloo this time featuring a window!

Anyway day late drag booking short I’m here I’m watching the ep let’s go ghouls

Not being followed by porta potties

Oh my god when rent lowers enough that I can actually afford I’m so 🧳📦🚃💨

A LICENSE THAT MY SALON MANAGER DOES NOT HOLD HERSELF BY THE WAY 💜

Like okay so I’m doing well, I just don’t make the multi million dollar corporation that I work under at minimum wage enough money from service costs and unless I start making them more money I’m getting fired.

From my *minimum wage* service job. That I have to have a $20,000 license to provide.