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whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Rafayel's Bioluminescent Cumdump
@whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
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I repost NSFW so MDNI
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whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
I'm actually a bit taller than this but I slouch cause my back is fucked
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
A screenshot of an online height percentile calculator. Above the main graph it says "Your height is in the top 0 percentile*. You are taller than 99.61%*. You are shorter than 0.39%." The asterisks correspond with a note that says "* of adult females from United States." Below that text is a height distribution graph. There is a blue bell curve showing the standard distribution of US women's heights, which peaks at around 161 cm. There is also a red vertical line showing my height, located at around 178 on the x axis.
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
I'mma blame my misconception on Tres not correcting me when we last talked about this (lighthearted)
A discord screenshot depicting a conversation between me (Shiffy the Great) and Tres Tres: (replying to an unseen post) made me think of Wriothesley Shiffy: I stg these anime boy names get closer and closer to keysmashes every goddamn year (lighthearted) Tres: ye its a but[sic] of a mouthful Shiffy: I have no clue what a wriothesley is but please tell him his taste in plumbing is wack Tres: from Genshin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shiffy: OHHH GENSHIN Continued Discord conversation Tres: Yes Tres: the duke who lives in prison Shiffy: Is this ur man lol [Attached to this message is a screenshot of google results and an infocard for Thomas Wriothesley, 1st Earl of Southampton] Tres: HELP😭😭😭 Tres: definitely not 😭 Shiffy: ohhh ok I think I'm getting pics now Shiffy: Another dog boy got it Shiffy: Is there a race of dog boys in genshin or is it just those two. Wrigley's and the other one. Tres: i think its just those two... Tres: gorou Shiffy: "If I had a nickel for every dog boy in this game I'd have two nickeld. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice" Shiffy: If you put the two of them in a room together would they sniff each other's asses Shiffy: I feel like there's porn that has def attempted to answer that question Tres: the other boy is very respectful 😆✋️ Shiffy: Oh yeah he's the one who looks more like a bottom right Tres: PLEASE😆 Shiffy: AM I WRONG THO Tres: ...no Shiffy: I KNEW IT. Shiffy: I'm a service top I can spot those traumatized bottoms from a mile away Shiffy: Why do you think I'm in this fandom Shiffy: I took one look at raf and was like hmmmm yes I can fix him with the power of my strapon
October 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
This is what I was seeing y'all
Character art of Wriothesley from Genshin Impact with animal ears badly drawn on his head in red marker. There are also several question marks drawn in red marker.
October 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Damn I haven't hit the photobooth in a WHILE

Anyway here
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
So good news I got to level 100

Bad news I did it by marathoning Moonlight Stroll, God of Tides, and Tears of Romirro all in one sitting at like 2am.

I'VE WON, BUT AT WHAT COST? 😭😭😭
A screenshot from the game Love And Deepspace. The title reads "Affinity Up: 99 to 100". The subtitle says "Wanna guess where I put your gift?" Below that is a list of unlockables. "Unlocked Relax Time: Head". "Favorite Voicelines cap increased". Finally, there are three icons representing unlocked items. Two rings, and a photobooth pose.
October 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
I stg every time I pull on a myth for this man he waits for the LAST. POSSIBLE. WISH. to come home.

But anyway 147 pulls later and HE'S MINEEEEEE
A screenshot from love and deepspace showing the Rafayel: Lemurian Sea God companion being unlocked
June 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Holy *SHIT* y'all LOOK AT THIS LEAK OF THE NEW RAF MYTH!!!
A man in a shitty narwhal costume lying prone on the floor. He is wrapped in a blue blanket for the "body" and has three pieces of cardboard roughly cut to look like fins and a tail. A tall paper cone wrapped in pipe cleaners is tied to his head. The man is looking up, directly at the camera, with an exasperated expression.
June 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Hey did y'all know LaDs did a crossover with another dating sim
A screenshot from the mobile game My Horse Prince, with Xavier's head photoshopped over the horse's head. They are kabedon-ing the protagonist, who is looking up at horse prince xavier with a surprised, blushy expression
June 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Thought of a funny joke but there's no way it's gonna fit Bsky's character limit so here's a notes app screenshot ig

Can't think of anything for xav tho help
A screenshot of the default notes app. The text reads: Raf: "Hold on gotta test if this is my kid" *yeets them into the water* Sy: "Hold on gotta test if this is my kid *yeets them off a cliff* Caleb: "Hold on gotta test if this is my kid" *flicks MC's forehead* *kid tackles him out of nowhere* "DON'T HURT MAMA!" *muffled, from the ground* "Yep, that's my kid" Zayne: "Hold on gotta test if this is my kid" *leans down and whispers something in the kid's ear* *kid nods solemnly and bolts* "What did you tell them?" "That they can only check out ONE book this week and we can only spend 15 mins in the library" *kid returns 20 mins later with a stack of books taller than them and big sad eyes* "Yep, that's my kid"
May 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
A blank version for all y'all to exploit to your heart's content:
Identical to the [REDACTED] image from the last post, except the thought bubble is completely blank
May 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Hmmm what could me and @somersetpoe.bsky.social be thinking about?
A composite image made with Glint Photobooth. Amelia and Marzi are standing close together on one side, both looking at Rafayel and smirking. Rafayel is on the ground on the other side, with one hand in front of his face, as if bracing himself or shielding his eyes from something. Same picture as before, but with a giant thought bubble inserted between the two MCs and Rafayel, like a large wall. The thought bubble contains a heavily pixelated image of three bodies in a vaguely sexual position and the word "[REDACTED]" in big bold letters stamped across it
May 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
This is what we all sound like when we're talking wishes fr
a photo of a signboard. The top says "nice LI of the week" in bulletin board letters. Under that is a piece of paper tacked to the board with a picture of Rafayel and the text "RAFAYEL. Came home in my first ten pull." Under that piece of paper is "Naughty LI of the week" in bulletin board letters and another piece of paper. It has an unflattering picture of Xavier on it and reads "XAVIER. Ruined my 50/50."
May 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
- Breakfast because breakfast foods SLAP
- A cicada so I could take a 7 year nap and scream
- This one
- I don't watch too many shows? I like Star Trek TNG tho. Been watching that with my friends.
A screenshot made using Glint Photobooth in the game Love and Deepspace. Rafayel is holding a bouquet of flowers and Marzi is leaning up towards him.
May 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
I haven't played very many games with romance options so uh
An ingame screenshot of Jeanette from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines A pixel sprite of Emily from Stardew Valley An ingame screenshot of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 An ingame screenshot of Rafayel from Love and Deepspace
May 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
It's not too different from the ingame collage techniques people already use!

Here's a WIP of one of the pictures, for example. As long as the two photos match up, you just need to do some cutting
A screenshot of Adobe Photoshop. One of the pictures from earlier is roughly cut down the middle, revealing a transparent background layer behind the photo.
May 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
I finally figured out how to get multiple MCs in the same photo so brace yourself for photospam of @somersetpoe.bsky.social and me being menaces to Rafayel in the photobooth
A portrait made with Love and Deepspace's Glint Photobooth. Amelia is talking to Marzi while Rafayel looks confused in the background A portrait of Marzi, Rafayel, and Amelia made with Glint Photobooth. Marzi is holding her hand up to Rafayel's face while he scowls. Amelia is on Raf's other side with one hand on his chest.
May 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Thx it's the trauma ❤️🥲
A screenshot. The title reads "Difficult Person Test". Underneath that is a circle graph titled "Results". There are seven sections to the circle, labeled Callousness, Grandiosity, Aggression, Suspicion, Manipulativeness, Dominance, and Risk Taking. The Risk Taking, Suspicion, and Manipulativeness sections have only a small section colored in. The others are empty. Underneath the circle graph is a caption that reads "You are a very easy person to get along with (7.14%)."
May 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Testing my compatability with Raf is always fun because I'm a gemini and he's pisces. Every compatability checker I put those signs into is always either like "you'll be 2gether 4evr" or "you'll start throwing bricks at each other on sight" with no in between
A screenshot of a webpage containing a compatibility calculator. At the top is two large images of the star signs gemini and Pisces. The overall compatability is 65%. The paragraph immediately below the "overall compatability" rating reads: "Gemini and Pisces compatability embodies a creative partnership teeming with imagination. Geminis quick thinking pairs well with Pisces' vivid imagination, creating a promising match. Despite potential differences in communication and emotional needs, with effort and understanding they can build a beautiful and inspiring partnership". A series of pie charts are then displayed, showing the compatibility ratings in specific areas. They read: Love and Romance: 60% Friendship: 70% Conflict Resolution: 60% Professional Life: 65% Marriage: 65% Family: 60% Money: 70% Health: 65% Below the pie charts is another paragraph, which reads: "Gemini is an air sign, and as such, it is associated with intellect, flexibility, and gregariousness. Pisces, a water sign, is well known for its sensitivity, intuition, and kind-heartedness. When these two signs are together, they form a bond that is both mentally and emotionally fulfilling, making the relationship exciting and supportive."
April 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Gotchu a present bb
A product photo of a plush lobster next to a box. The box reads "Menstruation Crustacean Lobster Heating Pad"
April 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Hehe
A level up screen from the game Love and Deepspace. It reads "Hunter Level Up" at the top, then shows a picture of my Deepspace Hunter and "Level 69". It also shows my current stamina as being increased from 118 to 168.
April 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
GUESS WHO FINALLY CAME HOOOMMMEEE

And it "only" took 112 FREAKING WISHES
A screenshot from Love and Deepspace of Rafayel's Temple's Sunset memory card A screenshot from the game Love and Deepspace, showing Rafayel's God of Tides companion as being unlocked
March 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
BEHOLD MY NEW BLORBO

Her name is Marzi Catalan. She's a digital artist and yes of course she's a Raf girlie lol
A screenshot from Love and Deepspace of a woman with chin length light brown hair and heavy eye makeup. Same woman as in the previous picture, except she's pulling a pair of sunglasses down her nose to look at the camera.
March 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
LOOK AT THE MC I MADE ON MY GF'S ACCOUNT
A screenshot from Love and Deepspace's character creator. The character has short, chin-length hair, a soft face, and relaxed/comfy clothes. A screenshot from Love and Deepspace. Specifically the photobooth. The girl described in the last photo is smiling at the camera and is giving a thumbs up. Rafayel is behind her, scratching his head and looking confused.
March 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
Already on the calendar bb ❤️
A screenshot from Google Calendar, showing a day's schedule. At the top is the date, Thursday March 6. Immediately next to the date is a header: "Pretty Purple Fish Man's Birthday". The day is divided into five event blocks. From midnight to 11am, the schedule is blocked for an event called "Be Gay Do Crime". The time interval from 11am to 7pm is marked "work". 7pm to 8pm is marked "dinner". 8pm to 9pm is marked "Annoy Fishie on Bluesky". 9pm to midnight is, once again, marked "be gay do crime".
February 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
whyismycatonfire.bsky.social
I'm too lazy to draw or photoshop it rn but Zayne peeps please imagine ur man in this shirt thank you
A grey t-shirt lying folded on a table. The front reads "What does the CDC recommend I do with all this ass"
February 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM