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whydanielwhy.bsky.social
Dan Eaton
@whydanielwhy.bsky.social
This is the last one.
If your restaurant sells breakfast tacos, but not coffee, rethink your life decisions.
March 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
No, I won’t rate my purchase, Amazon, that’s between me and God.
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Don’t post IG stories at a hibachi joint without the onion volcano because I love that shit
February 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Local businesses will post the most beautiful food and drink photos to say that they’re closed due to weather
February 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I forgot I have this app
February 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Weird to realize that we won’t return to NYE wacky glasses eye-hole symmetry again until 2030
December 31, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I should’ve picked out a longer username
December 15, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Loving these long ass usernames
December 13, 2024 at 12:04 AM