WhyAmI 🌻
@whyami.bsky.social
NO KINGS! Quaquaversal - I'm going in all directions at once. Neuro-spicy, pet lover, brain aneurysm survivor, liberal, mostly ok, medicated for your safety. Omphaloskeptic. NO DMs. NO Crypto. NO Porn.
This memo is why. It was planned that way beforehand.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This memo is why. It was planned that way beforehand.
My tuxedo had all black beans except his back left tiny toe. Frigging adorable.
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My tuxedo had all black beans except his back left tiny toe. Frigging adorable.
I knew this would come in handy. Receipts!
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I knew this would come in handy. Receipts!
Please please please!
September 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Please please please!
Hypocrisy is their brand.
September 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hypocrisy is their brand.
Of course, they want to destroy it. It's part of the plan.
September 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Of course, they want to destroy it. It's part of the plan.
So, we're both wrong.
September 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So, we're both wrong.
Take a metal colander. Put it on your head, stand, and recite the Pastafarian prayer.
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Take a metal colander. Put it on your head, stand, and recite the Pastafarian prayer.
