Russell Varner
@whyalwaysrv.bsky.social
I used to know sports stats for a living. Now I know them for no good reason.
2x Elon University alum. Dad. Ex-Opta stat guy. Animal lover. Overall nerd, but you’ll catch onto that quickly enough.
2x Elon University alum. Dad. Ex-Opta stat guy. Animal lover. Overall nerd, but you’ll catch onto that quickly enough.
Thank you for your service, podcast I had never heard of before they retired.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Thank you for your service, podcast I had never heard of before they retired.
We’ve come a long way from the rally banana.
October 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We’ve come a long way from the rally banana.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Charlotte needs more sports murals like this, please and thank you
#ForTheCrown
#ForTheCrown
October 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Charlotte needs more sports murals like this, please and thank you
#ForTheCrown
#ForTheCrown
Shohei Ohtani hearing y’all talk about his postseason hitting numbers
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Shohei Ohtani hearing y’all talk about his postseason hitting numbers
Remember like a week ago when this was their stance?
October 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Remember like a week ago when this was their stance?
On Wednesdays We Wear Black
#KeepPounding
#KeepPounding
October 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
On Wednesdays We Wear Black
#KeepPounding
#KeepPounding
Congrats on retirement, Brad Guzan! May the winds be ever calm for you.
IYKYK
IYKYK
October 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Congrats on retirement, Brad Guzan! May the winds be ever calm for you.
IYKYK
IYKYK
Hi, my name is Penny. I learned today that my bladder cancer has gone microscopic and the doctors can’t even find it and I’m done with chemo (at least for now)!
October 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hi, my name is Penny. I learned today that my bladder cancer has gone microscopic and the doctors can’t even find it and I’m done with chemo (at least for now)!
Executive decision - no more Curt Schilling year.
I’m now entering my Eric Gagné year like
I’m now entering my Eric Gagné year like
September 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Executive decision - no more Curt Schilling year.
I’m now entering my Eric Gagné year like
I’m now entering my Eric Gagné year like
Entering my Curt Schilling year like (there really aren’t a lot of good players who wore 38…)
September 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Entering my Curt Schilling year like (there really aren’t a lot of good players who wore 38…)
Enetering my Curt Schilling year like (there really aren’t a lot of good players who wore 38…)
September 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Enetering my Curt Schilling year like (there really aren’t a lot of good players who wore 38…)
We really need to have a conversation on the talent differential between the color commentators FOX and CBS use for their #NFL broadcasts.
Like, it’s beyond a night and day difference. How did FOX get so bad at this? Outside of Olsen, I think CBS has all the advantages head to head.
Like, it’s beyond a night and day difference. How did FOX get so bad at this? Outside of Olsen, I think CBS has all the advantages head to head.
September 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We really need to have a conversation on the talent differential between the color commentators FOX and CBS use for their #NFL broadcasts.
Like, it’s beyond a night and day difference. How did FOX get so bad at this? Outside of Olsen, I think CBS has all the advantages head to head.
Like, it’s beyond a night and day difference. How did FOX get so bad at this? Outside of Olsen, I think CBS has all the advantages head to head.
I suddenly felt every bone in my body rapidly aging.
September 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I suddenly felt every bone in my body rapidly aging.
Time to repeat the classics
#KeepPounding
#KeepPounding
September 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Time to repeat the classics
#KeepPounding
#KeepPounding
Honestly, this is the part that scares me the most and makes me feel the most guilty about being a parent.
September 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Honestly, this is the part that scares me the most and makes me feel the most guilty about being a parent.
I went to two Dodgers games and all I saw was five hits and two runs.
August 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I went to two Dodgers games and all I saw was five hits and two runs.
Is it weird to say a top three burrito I ever had was at a Padres game?
August 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Is it weird to say a top three burrito I ever had was at a Padres game?
Thought the Dodgers’ recent success would’ve carried a little harder here.
August 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Thought the Dodgers’ recent success would’ve carried a little harder here.
Also, everyone all together now
#ForTheCrown
#ForTheCrown
August 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Also, everyone all together now
#ForTheCrown
#ForTheCrown
