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Agent Krasnov
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existing in the petro-state of Alberta (derogatory) | hastwt refugee | shit-posting through the existential dread
Pierre Poilievre insists that crime rates are spiraling out of control. Pierre is also hoping that nobody will look into that claim ⬇️
April 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This just in: Mark Carney is BRAT
April 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
How could anyone ever vote for Pierre Poilievre when he can't even participate in Canada's gold-standard of vibe checks?
April 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
March 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
you thought Danielle Smith was done with floor-crossing?

think again.
March 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
March 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
приветствую, я агент краснов.

Thank you, Premier Danielle Smith, for your commitment to our operation!
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yesterday was abysmal for the United States' reputation, but it was a huge win for the baldphobic.
March 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Alberta, remember this? I sure do.
March 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
February 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Enough said.
February 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Danielle Smith has the worst poker face I have ever seen in my entire life.

The UCP are not serious people.
February 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Well, well, well...
February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hey Alberta,

One of these things is just like the other.
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If America tries to annex Canada, I'm hiding behind this himbo
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
January 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Not to be confused with Tom Homan (pictured below)
January 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm going to tell my friend's kids that this is Baron Harkonnen
January 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
hahahahahahahahahaha
January 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
POTUS (pedophile of the United States) POV:
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I've been saying this is his dementia era for well over a year now.
January 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Rather than condemning a white nationalist demonstration in her home province, Danielle Smith is sucking Trump's hole on News Nation...

Zero acknowledgment that her daddy donny has emboldened nazi scum.

Why doesn't she just move there?
January 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Allegedly, but I'd put my money on it.

Nazis deserve to be put on blast.
January 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Meanwhile, our news media:
January 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
pretty sure I've already seen that episode
January 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM