WhosThisFrank
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Just one long running joke.
Archeologists discovered a 2000 year old oil stain, they believe it came from ancient Greece.
January 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Archeologists discovered a 2000 year old oil stain, they believe it came from ancient Greece.
If a river valley becomes inundated by the sea, but no one is there to see it, does it make a Sound?
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
If a river valley becomes inundated by the sea, but no one is there to see it, does it make a Sound?
My mate Dave was found guilty of stealing drinks from a local pub chain. Instead of sending him to prison, they made him work there as penance. Turns out he couldn’t escape a life behind bars.
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
My mate Dave was found guilty of stealing drinks from a local pub chain. Instead of sending him to prison, they made him work there as penance. Turns out he couldn’t escape a life behind bars.
heard about a police investigation into some stolen luggage. They solved it almost immediately. Apparently it was only a brief case.
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
heard about a police investigation into some stolen luggage. They solved it almost immediately. Apparently it was only a brief case.
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? Because he only had one pupil/because Nobody showed up.
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? Because he only had one pupil/because Nobody showed up.
I guess Michael B. Jordan has to use his middle initial. If he just went by his name, Michael Basketball Jordan, it would draw comparison to that athlete.
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I guess Michael B. Jordan has to use his middle initial. If he just went by his name, Michael Basketball Jordan, it would draw comparison to that athlete.
Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The putter orders a beer, the iron orders a tequila, and the third golf club says "None for me, I'm the driver."
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The putter orders a beer, the iron orders a tequila, and the third golf club says "None for me, I'm the driver."
I got my ass kicked by a bear of a man… How was I supposed to know he'd bring a bear?
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I got my ass kicked by a bear of a man… How was I supposed to know he'd bring a bear?
As my late father always said… Buy a decent watch.
January 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
As my late father always said… Buy a decent watch.
Why do Christmas trees love the past so much? Because the present is beneath them.
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why do Christmas trees love the past so much? Because the present is beneath them.
What is a shark’s favorite sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish!
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What is a shark’s favorite sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish!
When a salamander walks slowly does it salameander?
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When a salamander walks slowly does it salameander?
Why didn't the penguin trust the flight instructor? He was a real dodo.
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Why didn't the penguin trust the flight instructor? He was a real dodo.
I found it really hard to find an advent calendar this year… I think their days are numbered.
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I found it really hard to find an advent calendar this year… I think their days are numbered.
I got let go from my job as a waiter. Boss said I just didn’t bring enough to the table.
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I got let go from my job as a waiter. Boss said I just didn’t bring enough to the table.
He has the kind of personality that brings joy into the room… by leaving it.
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
He has the kind of personality that brings joy into the room… by leaving it.
I was a bookkeeper for 10 years. The local librarians weren’t too happy about it.
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I was a bookkeeper for 10 years. The local librarians weren’t too happy about it.
I've started up an OnlyFans account... where I sell pictures of small recesses in old buildings and churches. It's a very niche product.
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I've started up an OnlyFans account... where I sell pictures of small recesses in old buildings and churches. It's a very niche product.
Why is it easy to break up with a stormtrooper? He'll never know what he's missing.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Why is it easy to break up with a stormtrooper? He'll never know what he's missing.
Why don't the other 25 letters like the letter D? He's a weirdo.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why don't the other 25 letters like the letter D? He's a weirdo.
I read an article about how crows have started to lose their ability to communicate. Scientist are scrambling trying to find the caws.
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I read an article about how crows have started to lose their ability to communicate. Scientist are scrambling trying to find the caws.
Got into a fight with a salad today and lost... I fought the slaw and the slaw won.
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Got into a fight with a salad today and lost... I fought the slaw and the slaw won.
What do you call a duck that graduates at the top of its class? A mallardictorian.
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What do you call a duck that graduates at the top of its class? A mallardictorian.
Did you know Eminem is growing his hair for the next Disney movie? They’re doing a live-action Rapunzel.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Did you know Eminem is growing his hair for the next Disney movie? They’re doing a live-action Rapunzel.
Why are dromedaries brown? Well, they mainly live in the desert, so it's good camelflage.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Why are dromedaries brown? Well, they mainly live in the desert, so it's good camelflage.