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19 || He/They || Minors DNI || I reblog nsfw art so choose your poison 💃🏾 || Werehog and Sonadow favouritism 🖤↓💙↑ || The Sonic franchise is my playpen and you can't pull me out of there unless you're Shadow like Sonic to my Excalibur.

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My third fave is Ifa he just aint in d options rn

I looked for the brown characters cus I rememebred someone said theres only 4 out of 90, I counted:
6 tan (Xilonen, Kachina, Mualani, Sethos, Cyno, Dehya)
5 brown (Kaeya, Candace (heavily debatable she looks tan to me), Iansan, Xinyan, and now Ifa)

April 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM

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Wip Monday cus Im impatient. See what poor task management has made me write @_@

#capipie #Capitano #Thrain #Pierro #IlCapitano #GenshinImpact

March 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM

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Someone compared it to Capitano's designs as well
Such as the parallèle dangling chains

March 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM

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WIP Monday, a la the unwritten fic where Capitano gets horny because dragon pheromones are all about in the air

Was sooooo gonna write this, and getting back into genshin so suddenly (the things that easily trick my autism man) really motivated me to try and get back into writing through /this/,

March 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM

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Fucking EVIL. How dare you remind me of Chasca's canon event >:'(

In other news I found some adorable little fellas <33333

A picture of Genshin Impact on my laptop screen, showing Xilonen with a two little creatures beside her. They're around wooden creature carvings, and are calling the player to play Red Light Green Light with them

March 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM

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Fawk.

March 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM

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Sonadow fr fr

March 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM

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February 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM

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FUCK I MISSED WIP WEDNESDAY

UHHHHH

Here have my currently a Shadow porn fic that I spontaneously decided to write this week thanks to boredom and Shadow pussy love <33333

Chapter 2: A Gentle Hand
Chapter Text

Why was their best option of medical care a fifteen year old? He knows the kid has seen worse (which probably isn't better for his age), but that didn't make describing even the paraphrased symptoms of his afflictions to a teenager any easier. Sure his cryptic alien biology entering maturation should be the less torturous issue to face than a mad authoritarian scientist seemingly unkillable by will alone—especially as he wants to get rid of his symptoms...

...But the look of unease on his face when his Miles Electric recieves his scans tells that biology of this type might not be his thing at all.

"...Well, it's definitely maturation." Tails equipped his digital pen and scribbled a bit before he offered the tablet to his patient, going to his computer to type. "I hypothesise the Black Arms DNA is what started it, since your development in other areas had already taken place on the Ark. However, having both—or at least, multiple sex organs means any regular suppressant may not be effective to at least reduce some or any of your symptoms. Especially without knowing what 'sexes' are like for the Black Arms, I'll need blood and saliva samples during another 'heat' to analyse the possible hormone levels and contents to test what can safely dissolve them from your bloodstream—at least three vials each." The fox turned up with an uncomfortable look, communicating the awkward part of his request.

Shadow's lips thinned at the idea of drawing blood while overstimulation took over his senses, but he understood this was all for his benefit. He glanced down to the screen in his hands, registering Rouge looking over his shoulder while he'd listened to Tails.

*Sigh*

Five vials of blood, three vials of slick. As the Ultimate Lifeform his body would spontaneously recover from blood loss, easily oozing rivers if not that tears and cuts heal swiftly if not intentionally kept open.

Physically, he can do it with ease. He's trudged through worse.

Mentally? His shaking hands gripping his bathroom basin represent more than his embarrassment.

...

But was it really that?

Sexual escapades aren't knew to him — he isn't innocent despite his non-existent age. In dreams, in passing thoughts, he's pondered, speculated and played around with loose ideas of giving a blowjob to Sonic's joke-offers or having Rouge try a few acts on him with her experience. With so many bonding teamups and world-saving adventures, flushed cheeks and fluttery stomachs were replaced with glazed eyes and lost focus, blending too well with his stoic faces and earning more jobs of inappropriate mental imagery when there was none in the first place.

Common place his sexual speculations may be, he's never acted on them generally due to little physical desire to encourage dipping into that pool unless the situation tries to guide him there.

And then he's cockblocked by the most ridiculous disturbance (Those three are lucky they were cute as kids —

February 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM

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February 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM

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February 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM

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February 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM

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February 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM

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Doin math again

All to try and find the best-fit height for a non-baby

why does a hobby need this much number pondering?

February 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM

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omg wip wensday i can shamelessly share my stuff!!!!

Kay so I officially have a Lansoni story that I NEVER expected i'd make so soon (definitely wont be writing it anytime soon T_T) and more than that this is making me very interested in learning more about the actual stories of Arthur and Lancelot

Screenshot of my story draft for 'Delicate Doll'. It reads:

Day 1

Shadow fucks off to the wilderness and practices sword, mapping out his problems and trying to figure out which is most dire

Decides to sleep in a tree

-----

Day 2

Shadow wanders teh kingdom, listening to the peoples’ activeness

Doesn’t want these people to suffer, but realises he too dones’t know how they can overcome a demon lord when they sound so powerful and are quite unknown

Shadow gets whisps of memories, hurts head

Sees a figure that calls his name

Gasps in terror, connecting that /that is the demon lord coming to destroy this kingdom, and it’s on its way

Shadow leaves, not sure what to do and even more lost as he wonders whether to stay and fight or find out /why he was sent to destroy this kingdom

Runs out of the kingdom again, not as cautious to ensure he isn’t being watched by the palace guards

-----

Day three, final before the proposed marriage

Shadow has been feelnig a bit anxious

Having a nightmare of visions, many red blurs and dark and abnormal figures

Someone is touching his face. He wants to yell and push them away but he’s stiff as a board, only hsaking as his body stays still

The person moves away, revealing a mirror behind them. Shadow looks in the mirror, but sees himself... his b/full self.

Recognises the tail and sharper talons and extra red markings. But...

The third eye, the vine-like wings, the ___. Those...they were /part of him, but...he doesn’t remember getting those...

-

SHadow gently shook awake, rises an dmeets guinevere in simple clothes

Guin sits back, giving him space to sit up. Offers food and water when he’s up. Silently accepts and consumes

Guin asks what’s troubling him

Shadow stares, sighs, and looks away, downcasst. “How much do you know about me?”

Guin hesiates, but sees the claws and admits she knows about him being the demon prince and the planned diplomatic marriage

(Continues in next picture alt text)

Screenshot of my story draft for 'Delicate Doll'. It reads:

Shadow asks if they were ever gonna tell him
Guin reveals they planned to tell him yesterday, but he’d been absent and no one knew where

Shadow furrows his brows, confused as SOnic knew he was out

Guin groans, lightly facepalming as she realises Sonic was silent because he was also giving Shadow time to think. BUtr ecalls he was also lookng down before they brought up the plan

Tentatively asks what else OSnic told him

SHadow stares, breathes, reveals SOnic has been unsure of this plan and doesn’t want to manipulate him to fight for a kingdom he’s barely lived in. Guin becomes crest fallen at the realisation.

Shadow admits he doesn’t want Cameolt to fall, but he doesn’t know how to help beyong assisting in the fight against the demon lord coming to them

Looks up and sees Guin smiling with tears at the egde of her eyes. Heart aches at her tears, wants to wipe them away

Guin wipes them herself. Admits him choosing to help at all is more than enough for them

Shadow nods, shoulders feeling lighter from her words. Thinks, then delicately takes Guinevere’s free hand in his and vows to help Camelot to the best he can, to protect the people and SOnic and her

Guin shooketh tears flow and she pulls Shadow for a hug, thanking him for choosing to help their kingdom. Shadow hugs back and comforts her, mind clear and heart set, he knows what to do

The next picture is the proceeding chapter

Screenshot of my story draft for 'Delicate Doll'. It reads:

Allt he knights are there redy to begin the proposal, btu discuss as they wait for Guinevere to find Shadow

Sonic is still tense, sombre in his seat

Gawain asks his troubles

Sonic closes his eyes, admits he feels he can no longer do the proposal

Everyone is silent, with slight murmurs. Nimue sighs, sad smile and lowered eyelids “I had a feeling you’d noticed early on.”

Sonic sits up, hands clenching the arm rests. “It’s not right, especially as we still know nothing of his past.”

The knights remain silent, understanding Sonic’s perspective. Percival speaks up “Have you any counter measure for this?”

Sonic sighs, folding his arms and clenching his muscles as he finally opens his eyes, gaze hard as he drills into the table “We only ask him to help Camelot. That is all. He’s definitely grown /some feeling for the kingdom and its people. At most, he’ll help us fight – at least, he won’t join to fight against us.”

The knights discuss among themselves. Nimue nods agreement “This is indeed the best course of action.”

The knights agree, especially those that have trained with Shadow attest his capabilities will be of great help

Door opens, in come Guinevere with a confident smile and Shadow with a determined focus

Shadow declares, fist to chest. “Knights of the Roud Table, Lady nimue of the Lake, King Arthur of Camelot. I vow with my blood that I will fight for Camelot and protect this kingdom from my demon father, Lord Doom whom set me to put you to ruin at all. Until he is vanquished, I will train and prepare to give my all to defend this land and its people.

Every knight shocked at the confession, but Shadow’s gaze is trained on SOnic. Watches the cerulian face change from shock to disbelief to amazement, the sudden shine in his eye giving a flavour of joy

One again, Shadow’s heart feels right and set on his choice

February 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM

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February 8, 2025 at 10:11 AM

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February 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM

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not exactly the pupil, but the eye shape contrasting the middle brow
like the images, how the shape of the head affects how the eye shape appears
obvi this is hard to do for animated characters (much less the mobians in Sonic) but their heads aren't perfect spheres so the same effect exists in a way

January 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

(Posting both for plot cohesion)
(Yes this is actually my moral philosophy XD)

Ao3 of the original poster: Puzzling_shipper

A drawn-over meme with Infinite giving a presentation and Panic changed to a desk, face to the table as he bemoans his suffering. On the board says "How Sonadow is canon, and how it will lead us to victory; a presentation by Infinite and the president"

Below it is a secondary image, cropped with Sonic's ears in view, with Infinite typing on his computer. The board says "How I know you are in love with Shadow (with pictures); a presentation by Infinite"

The second image under the first, fully showing Sonic's look of horror to the viewer as he's chained by ankle and wrist to his seat. The text of the post:

'A basic summary of the latest chapter of my fic. Infinite bas a captive audience! based on this part of a comment i got that absolutely killed me:'

An image of the inspirational comment with its text written under the image says:
Sonic: *held captive in an isolation cell with little to no stimulation for like two months while knowing his friends are out there risking their lives, handles it impressive well*
Infinite: Anyway here's my Sonadow PowerPoint presentation
Sonic: M E N T A L B R E A K D O W N

Notable tags from the Tumblr post:
#I also imagine that he showed the presentations to Eggman
#poor sonic man. next thing you know he'll be listening to finn's fanfics...
#these are way more lighthearted than the actual fic lol

January 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM

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The woes of being maidenless

January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM

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Been contemplating my love of Sonic with all of its messes, and honestly has been hurting realising Sonic /is/ a mess of a franchise, but then I saw this