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The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
BREAKING: known racist, misogynist, transphobe and all around piece of shit charlie kirk set to be lionized by radical right wingers following his death earlier today
September 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
BREAKING: known racist, misogynist, transphobe and all around piece of shit charlie kirk set to be lionized by radical right wingers following his death earlier today
im upset//////////////////
September 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
im upset//////////////////
gonna piss on the floor in the produce section when the mist goes off
August 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
gonna piss on the floor in the produce section when the mist goes off
having negative money for so long has me hootin and hollerin but in sadness tones
August 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
having negative money for so long has me hootin and hollerin but in sadness tones
TIP: dont eat deep fried bacon wrapped ice cream in bed
July 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
TIP: dont eat deep fried bacon wrapped ice cream in bed
i would never touch that rhizocephalan barnacle
July 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i would never touch that rhizocephalan barnacle
jeff bezos is a little bitch boy
July 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
jeff bezos is a little bitch boy
we dont carry best foods mayonaisse bc that shit is nasty
July 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
we dont carry best foods mayonaisse bc that shit is nasty
RECALL: a recent batch of wonderful brand pistachios was discovered to have been soaked in urine, please return any affected products for a refund
July 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
RECALL: a recent batch of wonderful brand pistachios was discovered to have been soaked in urine, please return any affected products for a refund
we only carry hot dogs that dont contain any human meat
July 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
we only carry hot dogs that dont contain any human meat
jason bourne 5 sucked but we’ll be showing it non-stop on all screens in the store from now until the end of august
July 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
jason bourne 5 sucked but we’ll be showing it non-stop on all screens in the store from now until the end of august
if it has a 50% off sticker on it, it’s because it’s about to go bad, so you’d better eat it before it fucks you up
July 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
if it has a 50% off sticker on it, it’s because it’s about to go bad, so you’d better eat it before it fucks you up
ice cream is half off right now because it’s so fucking hot
July 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ice cream is half off right now because it’s so fucking hot
Black History must be protected, restored, and preserved
July 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Black History must be protected, restored, and preserved
trans rights must be protected
July 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
trans rights must be protected
private equity must be dissolved
July 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
private equity must be dissolved
laws prohibiting monopolization must be restored and expanded
July 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
laws prohibiting monopolization must be restored and expanded
laws protecting workers must be restored and expanded
July 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
laws protecting workers must be restored and expanded
private, for-profit prisons must be outlawed
July 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
private, for-profit prisons must be outlawed
medicaid must be expanded to cover everyone
July 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
medicaid must be expanded to cover everyone