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johnny
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27 | Portland, OR | pretty much here just to scream about the gay pirate show 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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thank you everyone who nominated their favorite tags, and thank you authors for being hilarious 🫶
The graphic is stylized to look like it's taken from AO3's tag box. The title reads: This fandom loves unhinged tags. Here were some of your favorites: * when your husband tries to menace you with his sexual charisma you make him whimper and moan instead, ed teach's slutty mascara/bun/dress/entire existence, Listen david jenkins might have been able to slow burn these two fucking over 16 eps but I simply do not have that same self control sorry, Enemies to Lovers, but like real fuckin quick, author has a belly kink but shush dont tell anyone ok, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is a Kitten, Accidental cat acquisition, Graphic depictions of gardening, Thank you Rhys Darby for eating a donut, Stede's kink is being insufferably in love in public, Stede can contain multitudes - of tentacles, Stede Bonnet's kink is grammar, Ligs ligs ligs, Yes there's lube before a first kiss I am so sorry, (the spider is a metaphor), biting (non-sexual), stede bonnet: dirty pancake bread-stealing thief, and Stede sometimes gets to be a pervert as a treat, the good old Gentlebeard yes and'ing, Stede Bonnet's Eyes Are Bigger Than His Asshole, Pining, but Deciduous, Suggestive behavior with a coconut, Erotic Use of Rocket Chairs, incident of violence against a tumble dryer, Smut. But it's like looney tunes. It's comedy smut, Princess getting rescued from a dragon (Stede throws a spider outside), Blackbeard | Edward Teach has to be the specialest girl at the party, stede bonnet has the neediest hole in the seven seas, reluctant iguana dad Ed Teach, Improper Use of Catholic Rituals, This has all been a ruse to get Ed fucked in a tutu, Ed is not a horse midwife, Stede Bonnet needs a hug, (ge) dick in his ass large ottoman appreciation footnote at the bottom reads*: nominated by users on tumblr and bluesky, double tags highlighted
January 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM