I can’t celebrate international dog day this year and my heart hurts.
August 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I can’t celebrate international dog day this year and my heart hurts.
Gettin’ real fed up of doing my job and someone else’s.
August 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Gettin’ real fed up of doing my job and someone else’s.
It’s been one week without Zoey and I’ve hated every minute of it.
August 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s been one week without Zoey and I’ve hated every minute of it.
I used to love coming home and staying there because my dog always greeted me. Now I go home and there’s no tippy taps, no wagging tail, no drool on my pant legs and what I wouldn’t give to have it all back.
July 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I used to love coming home and staying there because my dog always greeted me. Now I go home and there’s no tippy taps, no wagging tail, no drool on my pant legs and what I wouldn’t give to have it all back.
I keep waiting for Zoey to come down the stairs and jump into bed with me and it keeps not happening. I didn’t appreciate her enough while I had the time with her and it’s killing me.
July 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I keep waiting for Zoey to come down the stairs and jump into bed with me and it keeps not happening. I didn’t appreciate her enough while I had the time with her and it’s killing me.
Why does every good thing in my life have to get cancer and die?
July 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Why does every good thing in my life have to get cancer and die?
Mother Nature said fuck your fireworks this weekend and decided to try to rain you out 😂😂
July 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Mother Nature said fuck your fireworks this weekend and decided to try to rain you out 😂😂
Ever killed a spider in your bathroom and decided to flush it down the toilet instead of putting it in the trash? And now your irrational brain is telling you it’s going to reincarnate as a zombie spider and crawl back out of the toilet to get you? Just me? Got it.
June 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ever killed a spider in your bathroom and decided to flush it down the toilet instead of putting it in the trash? And now your irrational brain is telling you it’s going to reincarnate as a zombie spider and crawl back out of the toilet to get you? Just me? Got it.
Phantom Regiment full company front park and bark moments give me goosebumps and tears every single time.
June 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Phantom Regiment full company front park and bark moments give me goosebumps and tears every single time.
If I don’t wake up tomorrow it’s because I tried mouth taping to help me sleep better and suffocated instead. #dumbwaystodie
June 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If I don’t wake up tomorrow it’s because I tried mouth taping to help me sleep better and suffocated instead. #dumbwaystodie
Sometimes when I clean my hairbrush I wonder how I have any hair left on my head at all.
May 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sometimes when I clean my hairbrush I wonder how I have any hair left on my head at all.
Told my mother I didn’t want to go eat lunch today because I had a headache, sore throat, and cough. Her response was that I keep getting sick because “I eat too many lemon poppyseed muffins.”
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March 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Told my mother I didn’t want to go eat lunch today because I had a headache, sore throat, and cough. Her response was that I keep getting sick because “I eat too many lemon poppyseed muffins.”
Daylight savings time can fuuuuuuuck off. Go kick bricks barefoot ya bitch.
March 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Daylight savings time can fuuuuuuuck off. Go kick bricks barefoot ya bitch.
Fallen back into my Harold Edward Styles obsession and it’s a wonderful place to be.
March 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Fallen back into my Harold Edward Styles obsession and it’s a wonderful place to be.
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If only…👇
Fingers. Crossed. 🤞
Fingers. Crossed. 🤞
March 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
If only…👇
Fingers. Crossed. 🤞
Fingers. Crossed. 🤞
Dishon Jackson from Iowa State lookin like…
March 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Dishon Jackson from Iowa State lookin like…
Idk how accountants stare at numbers all day. I’ve stared at spreadsheets for the past 4 workdays and my eyes feel glazed over and crossed. I need to touch grass.
March 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Idk how accountants stare at numbers all day. I’ve stared at spreadsheets for the past 4 workdays and my eyes feel glazed over and crossed. I need to touch grass.
Wind gusts are higher than the temperature today. Kansas weather is bullshit.
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March 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wind gusts are higher than the temperature today. Kansas weather is bullshit.
Incredibly disappointed with watching #sportingkc so far this season. The personnel changes and “mindset” might be there, but the execution definitely isn’t. If you can’t score a goal in 45 minutes up a man then wtf are we even doing?!
March 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Incredibly disappointed with watching #sportingkc so far this season. The personnel changes and “mindset” might be there, but the execution definitely isn’t. If you can’t score a goal in 45 minutes up a man then wtf are we even doing?!
The longer I’ve continued to be single the more I’ve internalized the isolation that comes with not being anyone’s priority.
February 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The longer I’ve continued to be single the more I’ve internalized the isolation that comes with not being anyone’s priority.
Pending background screens and passing drug tests I will be double employed and finally working my way to the dream job.
February 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Pending background screens and passing drug tests I will be double employed and finally working my way to the dream job.
To the people that do your nails at home, you’re amazing! I don’t know how you have the patience, because I want to throw things and my perfectionism is a hindrance.
February 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
To the people that do your nails at home, you’re amazing! I don’t know how you have the patience, because I want to throw things and my perfectionism is a hindrance.
I’ve had my nails done every 3-4wks with dip polish for the past few years. It’s been my one splurge self care item. Idk why but tonight I soaked off the polish and it feels like a small fresh start.
February 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’ve had my nails done every 3-4wks with dip polish for the past few years. It’s been my one splurge self care item. Idk why but tonight I soaked off the polish and it feels like a small fresh start.
If flare jeans are good enough for Kendrick, my millennial wallet is more than prepared to start seeing them in stores for me to buy again.
February 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If flare jeans are good enough for Kendrick, my millennial wallet is more than prepared to start seeing them in stores for me to buy again.