smut court jester
@whomperstomp.bsky.social
faint jingling, followed by a loud thud
you know what day it is
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
you know what day it is
if they don't like you they're dummies first of all but also always remember
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
if they don't like you they're dummies first of all but also always remember
baby's first solo run went better than expected
August 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
baby's first solo run went better than expected
sometimes my job is just to hold the toy for squeakkng
May 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
sometimes my job is just to hold the toy for squeakkng
i don't have time for a locking hip i need this leg to deflect a long dog
May 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i don't have time for a locking hip i need this leg to deflect a long dog
2 miles walk got him
May 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
2 miles walk got him
blankie time is a frequent face touching time
May 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
blankie time is a frequent face touching time
it's fuckin blankie time
May 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
it's fuckin blankie time
i grew up with fullmetal but i guess times change and the alchemists with it
March 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i grew up with fullmetal but i guess times change and the alchemists with it
second night in a row of going to bed with clean sheets because of this
March 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
second night in a row of going to bed with clean sheets because of this
gonna tell her she got me in trouble in bluesky dot social
March 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
gonna tell her she got me in trouble in bluesky dot social
Sigh here we fucking go.
March 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sigh here we fucking go.
it turns out She has decided my left arm needs more wounds
March 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
it turns out She has decided my left arm needs more wounds
OH right i had to fix my bedframe too because all of the slats had shifted to the far side which explains why it felt like i was sleeping on an incline. so i nailed them down.
March 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
OH right i had to fix my bedframe too because all of the slats had shifted to the far side which explains why it felt like i was sleeping on an incline. so i nailed them down.
when i'm hoping for an end to these jokes, call that
February 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
when i'm hoping for an end to these jokes, call that
i was gonna say i haven't made a shitpost image in a while but i actually did just send this to my partner earlier
February 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i was gonna say i haven't made a shitpost image in a while but i actually did just send this to my partner earlier
idk how much of this tracks but i know the quiet part doesn't
February 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
idk how much of this tracks but i know the quiet part doesn't
he sure did, buddy
November 3, 2023 at 6:54 PM
he sure did, buddy