there is something so sinister about a pepsi zero like I’m sorry

choosing to be very brave & vulnerable on this day, my 28th birthday, by coming out as just Not A Cake Person.

WEEK THIRTEEN!!!! GIVE IT UP FOR WEEK THIRTEEN!!!!!!

GG, King

no better pre workout than blasting beychella loud as fuck in the parking lot my car is literally vibrating idc

here to report that those silly little wrist bands meant to keep water from running down your arms while washing your face actually work tremendously and might’ve been the most thoughtful christmas gift I received this year

period hormones are INSANE bc tell me how tf I gained and lost five lbs in the span of two days???

my new pfp sounds like this btw: open.spotify.com/track/4BNT04...

show me your pet and what they were named after

week four in Purgatory Hotel…four more weeks to go 🙂

very much not looking forward to whatever AI slop Spotify certainly has set up for wrapped this year

ok probably officially deleting bird app so heyyy