Shirty 🍁
@whogivesashirt.bsky.social
Nasty, brutish, and short.
“We need in every community a group of angelic troublemakers. The only weapon we have is our bodies, and we need to tuck them in places so wheels don’t turn.” - Bayard Rustin
https://www.etsy.com/shop/dustonmyboots
“We need in every community a group of angelic troublemakers. The only weapon we have is our bodies, and we need to tuck them in places so wheels don’t turn.” - Bayard Rustin
https://www.etsy.com/shop/dustonmyboots
I included Darwin in my “quirky Toronto animals” coaster series, along with the leucisitic squirrels from a downtown park, the capybaras which escaped from a zoo and went on an adventure, and the dead raccoon shrine, which is worth recognition on its own!
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I included Darwin in my “quirky Toronto animals” coaster series, along with the leucisitic squirrels from a downtown park, the capybaras which escaped from a zoo and went on an adventure, and the dead raccoon shrine, which is worth recognition on its own!
Btw I drew him as part of a “quirky Toronto animals” coasters set I made. (I’ve since added Bitchy the Hawk and turned the TORONTO in the roundel right side up!)
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Btw I drew him as part of a “quirky Toronto animals” coasters set I made. (I’ve since added Bitchy the Hawk and turned the TORONTO in the roundel right side up!)
Alphabear may not recognize frenemies but I do.
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Alphabear may not recognize frenemies but I do.
Who wore it better?
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Who wore it better?
Spotted on Reddit:
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Spotted on Reddit:
We‘ve identified the only type of liquor this traitorous lush doesn’t drink.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We‘ve identified the only type of liquor this traitorous lush doesn’t drink.
As a reward, Duo should teach me how to say “suck it, haters” in all my chosen languages.
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
As a reward, Duo should teach me how to say “suck it, haters” in all my chosen languages.
Spotted on Reddit:
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Spotted on Reddit:
So is Eastern Promises!
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
So is Eastern Promises!
I hope they have examples of the Sam the Record Man bags! I was working there when we switched from the old red and white to the riotous colour of the Swinghammer design. Universal acclaim from a workforce that was normally change-resistant!
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I hope they have examples of the Sam the Record Man bags! I was working there when we switched from the old red and white to the riotous colour of the Swinghammer design. Universal acclaim from a workforce that was normally change-resistant!
Hurry up and oust this Hei Hei lookin' motherfucker.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Hurry up and oust this Hei Hei lookin' motherfucker.
The Star needs to steal an historical framing for this:
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Star needs to steal an historical framing for this:
I'm in a Facebook craft group that has been absolutely deluged with AI images lately. The tell for me is a soft focus to the photo, and totally unrealistic physics. Here are some examples with alt-text.
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm in a Facebook craft group that has been absolutely deluged with AI images lately. The tell for me is a soft focus to the photo, and totally unrealistic physics. Here are some examples with alt-text.
Same vibes, haha.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Same vibes, haha.
That is the most genuine smile I've ever seen on Trump. No sneering, no superciliousness; he actually looks *happy*.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
That is the most genuine smile I've ever seen on Trump. No sneering, no superciliousness; he actually looks *happy*.
Me with tonight’s Habs game.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Me with tonight’s Habs game.
Spotted on Reddit:
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Spotted on Reddit:
I was going to post this with ”Teach a girl to fish!” but Olivia’s already shown her preternatural talent for reeling in whales.
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I was going to post this with ”Teach a girl to fish!” but Olivia’s already shown her preternatural talent for reeling in whales.
Incidentally I notice that Apple’s autocorrect - which all through the campaign was accepting “Mamdani” (and even corrected it on a couple of my fat-fingered entries) is all of a sudden a shrieking Schumerite with its suggestions.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Incidentally I notice that Apple’s autocorrect - which all through the campaign was accepting “Mamdani” (and even corrected it on a couple of my fat-fingered entries) is all of a sudden a shrieking Schumerite with its suggestions.
Mamdani solving the housing crisis before he even takes office.
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Mamdani solving the housing crisis before he even takes office.
Accidentally loaded Twitter and noticed they're predicting the future here (while adding some political commentary). There's still 3 minutes left in the game.
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Accidentally loaded Twitter and noticed they're predicting the future here (while adding some political commentary). There's still 3 minutes left in the game.
Spotted on Reddit: A comeback so lethal the Secret Service has been dispatched.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Spotted on Reddit: A comeback so lethal the Secret Service has been dispatched.
Does anyone believe the trending topics on Bluesky right now include a wrestling event and baseball announcement from over 18 hours ago? Really? Not a SINGLE mention of Epstein or Trump in the trends right now?
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Does anyone believe the trending topics on Bluesky right now include a wrestling event and baseball announcement from over 18 hours ago? Really? Not a SINGLE mention of Epstein or Trump in the trends right now?
A timely reminder from Danton.
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A timely reminder from Danton.