Like a Persian.
Selling rugs for the very first time....
Selling rugs for the very first time....
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Like a Persian.
Selling rugs for the very first time....
Selling rugs for the very first time....
The recycling lorry has refused to take some of my props before.
This time, they're really taking the biscuit.
This time, they're really taking the biscuit.
October 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The recycling lorry has refused to take some of my props before.
This time, they're really taking the biscuit.
This time, they're really taking the biscuit.
Had a nice time at the New Material night in Plymouth last night.
Here's a short snippet of some stuff I did.
Here's a short snippet of some stuff I did.
September 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Had a nice time at the New Material night in Plymouth last night.
Here's a short snippet of some stuff I did.
Here's a short snippet of some stuff I did.
Just started trying to organise my 2nd Joke book. 😀
So far, I've done page 10.... that's it.
So far, I've done page 10.... that's it.
July 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Just started trying to organise my 2nd Joke book. 😀
So far, I've done page 10.... that's it.
So far, I've done page 10.... that's it.
Oooo what's this?? 😃
July 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Oooo what's this?? 😃
Among the JFK files about the Assassination that Donald Trump released there was also a page from my next joke book.
Thankfully it seems to have been heavily redacted.
You sir have made yourself a very powerful enemy. 😡
Thankfully it seems to have been heavily redacted.
You sir have made yourself a very powerful enemy. 😡
March 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Among the JFK files about the Assassination that Donald Trump released there was also a page from my next joke book.
Thankfully it seems to have been heavily redacted.
You sir have made yourself a very powerful enemy. 😡
Thankfully it seems to have been heavily redacted.
You sir have made yourself a very powerful enemy. 😡
Went to a doily factory yesterday.
Perfect for frill seekers.
Perfect for frill seekers.
February 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Went to a doily factory yesterday.
Perfect for frill seekers.
Perfect for frill seekers.
Some bands have taken the term 'merchandise' a little too far.
I mean, they haven't even put their band logo on there.
I mean, they haven't even put their band logo on there.
February 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Some bands have taken the term 'merchandise' a little too far.
I mean, they haven't even put their band logo on there.
I mean, they haven't even put their band logo on there.
It's that time of the year again, where you've finally finished all the Christmas biscuits and all you've got left to dunk in your coffee is Roast Potatoes.
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It's that time of the year again, where you've finally finished all the Christmas biscuits and all you've got left to dunk in your coffee is Roast Potatoes.
Been sat in this chair for about an hour, and I'm already sounding a little more Charlene.
January 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Been sat in this chair for about an hour, and I'm already sounding a little more Charlene.
Mum's famous saying
January 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mum's famous saying
Gran's had this silver Christmas Tree on her mantelpiece for 3 weeks now.
She bought it for 20p at a charity shop.
Between all her grand kids, we've agreed to not tell her.
Merry Christmas everyone 🤣🤣🤣
She bought it for 20p at a charity shop.
Between all her grand kids, we've agreed to not tell her.
Merry Christmas everyone 🤣🤣🤣
December 24, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Gran's had this silver Christmas Tree on her mantelpiece for 3 weeks now.
She bought it for 20p at a charity shop.
Between all her grand kids, we've agreed to not tell her.
Merry Christmas everyone 🤣🤣🤣
She bought it for 20p at a charity shop.
Between all her grand kids, we've agreed to not tell her.
Merry Christmas everyone 🤣🤣🤣
Someone stole my limited edition Father Ted toilet seat.
Police said they have nothing to go on go on go on go on..
Police said they have nothing to go on go on go on go on..
December 20, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Someone stole my limited edition Father Ted toilet seat.
Police said they have nothing to go on go on go on go on..
Police said they have nothing to go on go on go on go on..
Music Quiz fans.
Next week i'll be uploading every Music Picture quiz I've ever made for free, so if you're looking for something to do with the family over Christmas, print them out and have some fun.
I think I've got about 27 A4 pages full to upload in total, here's a sample.
Next week i'll be uploading every Music Picture quiz I've ever made for free, so if you're looking for something to do with the family over Christmas, print them out and have some fun.
I think I've got about 27 A4 pages full to upload in total, here's a sample.
December 6, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Music Quiz fans.
Next week i'll be uploading every Music Picture quiz I've ever made for free, so if you're looking for something to do with the family over Christmas, print them out and have some fun.
I think I've got about 27 A4 pages full to upload in total, here's a sample.
Next week i'll be uploading every Music Picture quiz I've ever made for free, so if you're looking for something to do with the family over Christmas, print them out and have some fun.
I think I've got about 27 A4 pages full to upload in total, here's a sample.
Several chances to catch me in Leicester in 2025.
December 3, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Several chances to catch me in Leicester in 2025.
Loads of Joke Postcards being sent out this week.
Still a couple left so if you live in the UK.and would like to receive them, drop me a comment or a DM.
Still a couple left so if you live in the UK.and would like to receive them, drop me a comment or a DM.
November 20, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Loads of Joke Postcards being sent out this week.
Still a couple left so if you live in the UK.and would like to receive them, drop me a comment or a DM.
Still a couple left so if you live in the UK.and would like to receive them, drop me a comment or a DM.
I am Devon's leading forgery expert and I've got a crisp £30 note for anyone who can prove otherwise.
November 18, 2024 at 9:07 AM
I am Devon's leading forgery expert and I've got a crisp £30 note for anyone who can prove otherwise.
People who've never tried Blindfolded Archery, you don't know what you're missing.
November 16, 2024 at 8:49 AM
People who've never tried Blindfolded Archery, you don't know what you're missing.
Busy packing New Joke Postcard requests.
If you're in the UK and would like to receive them along with some new stickers, then drop me a comment. 😀
If you're in the UK and would like to receive them along with some new stickers, then drop me a comment. 😀
November 14, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Busy packing New Joke Postcard requests.
If you're in the UK and would like to receive them along with some new stickers, then drop me a comment. 😀
If you're in the UK and would like to receive them along with some new stickers, then drop me a comment. 😀
It's hard to tell exactly when I fell out of love with the Beatles.
I was explaining that to my kids the other day:
John, Paul, Ringo and Meat Loaf.
I was explaining that to my kids the other day:
John, Paul, Ringo and Meat Loaf.
November 3, 2023 at 7:22 AM
It's hard to tell exactly when I fell out of love with the Beatles.
I was explaining that to my kids the other day:
John, Paul, Ringo and Meat Loaf.
I was explaining that to my kids the other day:
John, Paul, Ringo and Meat Loaf.