Ain't no toilet roll holder in the world big enough to fit that

Still can't legally out a president's face on currency for two years postmortem

Holy shit, that was the last thing I expected

*"based on a tantrum" FIFY

He needs to be in a locked memory care unit with all the other dementia patients tbh

The Constitution never had protocol in place for such a thing, only an honor system that everything would stay fair. We're stuck.

It's also a 15-year-old, used jet. They're almost literally throwing him scraps to keep him from going apeshit.