We had a halloween parade at school today!! It was soooo adorable seeing so many girls dressed as Huntr/x. But what I didn’t anticipate was all the boys dressed as Saja Boys 😭🫶

My child who I named Costco Eggplant Parm: mom, please can we just once eat something that’s not the Costco eggplant parm?

Me: shut up and eat your Costco eggplant parm, Costco Eggplant Parm

Met this extremely sweet girl my age at a wedding who is earning her PhD in 6 months, on track to MD, and is an Olympic bobsled competitor for the USA? I’m overwhelmed trying to figure out what to eat for dinner each night???

Me: the word is “dire”
5th grader: ….dire?
Me: yes
5th grader: that’s a real word?
Me: yes
5th grader: but “funner” isn’t?

My new favorite thing to do is send Dolly things I like and say “S Tier”

Went on a field trip today with my students and it was so wonderful :’)

I gotta be honest… if I could eat deviled eggs every day of my life, I would eat deviled eggs every day of my life.

Nobody cares but I killed today’s spelling bee

4th grader: godzilla is stronger than king kong but do you know who could beat godzilla

Me: who

4th grader: goku

just found out a friend of mine actually read ALL of the animorphs books? I thought those were for display only?

Kid told me today that I look like someone who rides horses.. what does this mean

Monday tomorrow

He peed on her:/