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Louisa Whitton
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Obsessions include cricket, transport, music, poetry and remembering useless facts. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️
They accidentally left off the last two words - "Nigel Farage". Having Nigel Farage as their MP has definitely helped Nigel Farage.
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Shouldn't that be "non-readers still trust it"?
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Network South East ... of Stranraer
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Ah yes! The Moorgate tube disaster, Britain's worst ever road accident, lots of IRA activity and the first of Peter Sutcliffe's murders. All against a backdrop of an economy approaching bankruptcy and in a fug of cigarette smoke and lead petrol fumes. Good times!
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Joking aside, he is named as one of the 13 in the "England Lions" team, so I suspect that he will field and bowl for them, but not bat.
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
My guesses are either 1) too late down for his cornflakes or 2) said something that annoyed the captain
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Hiding Bashir as the "mystery spinner", á la Jack Iverson?
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
It also helps those of us lucky enough to be able to see, for example by giving clarifications or other extra details that might exceed the character limit of the post!
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I had that one - it was both terrifying and fascinating. I don't think it was the cause of my life-long fear of water!
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
No man is an island, unless he doth pronounce "scone" the wrong way
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Good luck with translating that, BlueSky!
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
There once was a man who said "scone"
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Can't they just get Capability Brown to put in a haha or something so they can't see it?
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh, well.

Anyway, enjoy! - it sounds delicious
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Do you do deliveries?
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's been quite a mixed year for Maine politicians - Mills, Collins, Platner, and now King. I guess Angus was feeling left out.
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I know that feeling well. I sometimes have to remind myself that if it was anyone but me I would be telling them "You've got to eat". And I always feel better when I have done.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
But can they say Barnoldswick?
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM