The Plot
@whittierthanthou.bsky.social
If I read it and a white person wrote it, I’m gonna post it as my original content for the month of February. #digitalreparations
I don’t really be on Facebook but boy oh boy did all the unsavory people from my past show up and out for that terrible man. I didn’t even have to make jokes. They wrote themselves. I just held up a few mirrors 😂
September 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I don’t really be on Facebook but boy oh boy did all the unsavory people from my past show up and out for that terrible man. I didn’t even have to make jokes. They wrote themselves. I just held up a few mirrors 😂
A hutch. My grandma had these corner curio cabinets all over with her little glass angels. I broke an angel once. Surprisingly I survived to see another day. People don’t have curio cabinets really and I can’t think of a reason they would. Lego collections don’t fit 😂
May 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
A hutch. My grandma had these corner curio cabinets all over with her little glass angels. I broke an angel once. Surprisingly I survived to see another day. People don’t have curio cabinets really and I can’t think of a reason they would. Lego collections don’t fit 😂
I’m not sure if it’s being a millennial or what, but I get almost as excited for the packaging as I do the gifts because it’s getting repurposed for sure 😂
May 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I’m not sure if it’s being a millennial or what, but I get almost as excited for the packaging as I do the gifts because it’s getting repurposed for sure 😂
Mine are still healing from pregnancy eczema but are full from milk making.
May 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Mine are still healing from pregnancy eczema but are full from milk making.
#blacksky did any of y’all or y’all’s babies have fingers like this? I think it’s adorable but does the color come in eventually? I haven’t seen it on any of the babies I know. Google is useless.
April 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
#blacksky did any of y’all or y’all’s babies have fingers like this? I think it’s adorable but does the color come in eventually? I haven’t seen it on any of the babies I know. Google is useless.
It comes from this Facebook page 6/2024 and they have other AI images like these ones where it can’t replicate the Oreo symbol and it made the raspberries circular.
www.facebook.com/615563335031...
www.facebook.com/615563335031...
April 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It comes from this Facebook page 6/2024 and they have other AI images like these ones where it can’t replicate the Oreo symbol and it made the raspberries circular.
www.facebook.com/615563335031...
www.facebook.com/615563335031...
I took a walk in the hospital to do something healthy. I get to the second floor cafeteria and it’s closing. There are wrapped pastries sitting there. Employee says they’re up for grabs. The universe wants me fat. Who am I to fight fate?
April 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I took a walk in the hospital to do something healthy. I get to the second floor cafeteria and it’s closing. There are wrapped pastries sitting there. Employee says they’re up for grabs. The universe wants me fat. Who am I to fight fate?
I see that gun on your waist but please don’t shoot up the place.
(why?)
‘Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be having my babay, babay…
(why?)
‘Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be having my babay, babay…
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I see that gun on your waist but please don’t shoot up the place.
(why?)
‘Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be having my babay, babay…
(why?)
‘Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be having my babay, babay…
#postpartumtmi I have naturally nice skin. I never went through a super pimply phase. But your scalp and skin will freak out as your hormones settle. My face and scalp are dry and flaky, and yet, two GINORMOUS pimples on my chinny chin chin. And my manstache is full too. Still a hottie tho😉
March 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
#postpartumtmi I have naturally nice skin. I never went through a super pimply phase. But your scalp and skin will freak out as your hormones settle. My face and scalp are dry and flaky, and yet, two GINORMOUS pimples on my chinny chin chin. And my manstache is full too. Still a hottie tho😉
The thing about being an oversupplier with a baby in the NICU is that I have a massive storage in just two weeks and I’m definitely considering seeking out bodybuilders on fb at this point.
March 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The thing about being an oversupplier with a baby in the NICU is that I have a massive storage in just two weeks and I’m definitely considering seeking out bodybuilders on fb at this point.
I’m just like mooo… bitch I’m a cow.
March 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’m just like mooo… bitch I’m a cow.
For free, it’s a 12/10 😆.
I’m a little tired today but we’re doing great! The baby is responding well to treatment and nurses come in just to look at his cuteness 😆. He’s got this perfect head of curls
I’m a little tired today but we’re doing great! The baby is responding well to treatment and nurses come in just to look at his cuteness 😆. He’s got this perfect head of curls
March 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
For free, it’s a 12/10 😆.
I’m a little tired today but we’re doing great! The baby is responding well to treatment and nurses come in just to look at his cuteness 😆. He’s got this perfect head of curls
I’m a little tired today but we’re doing great! The baby is responding well to treatment and nurses come in just to look at his cuteness 😆. He’s got this perfect head of curls
Hospital food ain’t great but it’s not too bad either. Considering I’m a functional vegetarian several days a week because this meat is expensive elsewhere, as long as this baby in the PICU, I’mma eat the free meals.
March 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hospital food ain’t great but it’s not too bad either. Considering I’m a functional vegetarian several days a week because this meat is expensive elsewhere, as long as this baby in the PICU, I’mma eat the free meals.
#postpartumtmi number 3: you see this egg? You imagine holding it. You realize how small it is but it’s actually big. It’s especially big when they tell you that you need to come back into the hospital if you pass a blood clot this size or larger. That makes everything smaller normal. How?!?!
March 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
#postpartumtmi number 3: you see this egg? You imagine holding it. You realize how small it is but it’s actually big. It’s especially big when they tell you that you need to come back into the hospital if you pass a blood clot this size or larger. That makes everything smaller normal. How?!?!
Also, just why AZ? We barely had one more than enough votes to stop this. Why was it so close?
March 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Also, just why AZ? We barely had one more than enough votes to stop this. Why was it so close?
Now instead of complaining about pregnancy, I’m gonna complain about postpartum, NICU, and all the things I always complain about.
March 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Now instead of complaining about pregnancy, I’m gonna complain about postpartum, NICU, and all the things I always complain about.
How is Dove allowed to call this hypoallergenic when I’m allergic to the first two praised ingredients in my skin care?
February 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
How is Dove allowed to call this hypoallergenic when I’m allergic to the first two praised ingredients in my skin care?
Y’all wonder how we got here with these pipelines and rabbit holes… it started with people really thinking these AI recipes were real to the point even the most ridiculous looking image has people unironically talking about this is why America’s fat and there’s poison in vaccines.
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Y’all wonder how we got here with these pipelines and rabbit holes… it started with people really thinking these AI recipes were real to the point even the most ridiculous looking image has people unironically talking about this is why America’s fat and there’s poison in vaccines.
Sometimes, when I do my hair, I think about my friend’s little sister Monica (RIP). In high school I used a black hair dye. Natural hair was a dark brown and often sunbleached somewhat red in the summer. She was the only one to tell me it looked awful. Now that it’s naturally black, I wonder… 😂
February 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Sometimes, when I do my hair, I think about my friend’s little sister Monica (RIP). In high school I used a black hair dye. Natural hair was a dark brown and often sunbleached somewhat red in the summer. She was the only one to tell me it looked awful. Now that it’s naturally black, I wonder… 😂
I can’t remember, when the moisture beads up ont he follicle but doesn’t absorb, is the hair porous or nonporous? #blacksky #addtoblacksky
February 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I can’t remember, when the moisture beads up ont he follicle but doesn’t absorb, is the hair porous or nonporous? #blacksky #addtoblacksky
If you live in AZ, watch out for this deranged dingbat.
January 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If you live in AZ, watch out for this deranged dingbat.
If you haven’t deleted Facebook yet, check if you’re following the White House and Vice President JD Vance. I assure you, I never followed either but was surprised to find both were now shown as following. Ick.
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you haven’t deleted Facebook yet, check if you’re following the White House and Vice President JD Vance. I assure you, I never followed either but was surprised to find both were now shown as following. Ick.
TikTok played in our faces last night and some of y’all are so quick to scurry back. They really let this man cut the red wire so he could play hero like he was a make a wish kid.
January 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
TikTok played in our faces last night and some of y’all are so quick to scurry back. They really let this man cut the red wire so he could play hero like he was a make a wish kid.