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people who order crunchwraps are not to be taken seriously
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
thank god. i needed this today
Breaking News

Eagles fire OC Kevin Patullo.
January 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
i hate my life and kevin patullo
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
big day for me
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
why are the people i have to deal with at work so fucking nasty and disrespectful to me i'm just trying to do my job
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
i just have to survive the work day i just have to survive the work day
peter griffin from family guy is in a strait jacket
ALT: peter griffin from family guy is in a strait jacket
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Denver Nuggets center Jonas Valanciunas will be re-evaluated in 4 weeks after sustaining a right calf strain in Wednesday’s win in Toronto, sources tell ESPN. Another injury blow for third-seeded Denver, which is down 4 of 5 starters, including Nikola Jokic and now his backup.
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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THE ROOK! 😤
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Injury Update: Nikola Jokić suffered a Left Knee Hyperextension injury during last night's game at the Miami Heat. Nikola will be re-evaluated in four weeks.
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
my wifi's been out since 3:53pm
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
wagon wheel watusi
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
tired of medication ads, i feel like i've seen more than usual lately
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
that one clip of marlo from RHOA saying "lord have mercy... mm-mm-mmm... today drained me"
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i say "are u fucking dumb" at least 20 times a day at work
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
got pinkpantheress tickets today
a man is dancing in front of a sign that says " we are the best "
ALT: a man is dancing in front of a sign that says " we are the best "
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
spongebob big guy pants ok
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Name a better trio, we'll wait
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i feel like guy fieri never even goes to drive ins or dives on that show? maybe i haven't watched enough
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i'm so happy i'm not a clippers fan
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I HATE THE EAGLES SO FUCKING MUCH
a close up of a person holding a pig 's head with their hands .
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media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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came for the Jmac three

stayed for the vj reaction 🤩
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
espn keeps playing moonbeam ice cream over this fcking 49ers game
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
bought a new juul today
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i meant to watch Harvey (1950) with jimmy stewart earlier today but i accidentally watched Harvey (1958) with art carney instead and didn't realize it was the wrong movie until i went to log it on letterboxd
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
wawa thanksgiving hoagie is better than sheetz thanksgiving hoagie
November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM