Realizing that it's been months since I've posted because my brain won't let me remember that "BlueSky" isn't bluesky.com, but is instead some weird combo of consonants that somehow doesn't include an "L." I start to type in the URL and just give up.

#bluesky #bsky #blsky #blghskyyy

Confession: I haven't read very much Terry Pratchett, but I'm thinking I should.

I know we live in a crazy world, but this seems highly unlikely at best...

#spotify

I'm obsessed with how Chewie's tiny foot kicks in her sleep.

#Maltese #dogsofbluesky

Clearly, I am very brave.

I love the *idea* of at-home gel manicures, but I always regret spending 20 minutes of my life making my nails slightly pinker and shimmery.

#someregrets #mani #manicure

I try to be chill about AI coming for the English language, but this is going too far! Facebook just offered to add *puns* to my messages! Idk why this is the hill I will die on, but it is. Too far, Skynet. Too far.

#ai #socialmedia #skynet

Trying to decide whether or not I should add some satin-stitched coffee in this cup.
#embroidery #cozycrafts #coffee

This elf-demon sponge lends credence to my childhood church's claim that Santa = Satan.

Christmas is only once a year, but crafting gifts for Christmas is every day. #crafts #DIY #embroidery

I'm somehow sensing a theme...

#neverforgetpizzagate #hypocritessaywhat #trump #garbagefire

Don't mind me, just killing it on these french knots. #crafts #wip #embroidery #christmas

Here's my embroidery project from yesterday. Got most of it done while watching "Holidays in Handcuffs" with Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez, which remains a classic Christmas staple.

#embroidery #dollyparton #dolly #coffee

A Walter appreciation post seems appropriate. #chorkie #mutt #dog