Brigands I can handle, but this talk of dragons? World's gone mad, I say.

I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid.

Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll.

Cause trouble in Whiterun, and I'll haul you into the Dragonsreach dungeon myself.

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead...