Limbus - Muppet trainee
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Muppet trainee by the name 'Limbus'. Long nose, goes boing sometimes. Friend of kermit, hope he's okay.
Got bullied on the tube today.
"Mind the gap puppet boy!" They taunted.
Tears in my eyes, I yelled "step on a crack break your mother's back!"
They didn't hear me over their taunting.
This is the sort of world us muppets have to live in.
#puppetlivesmatter
"Mind the gap puppet boy!" They taunted.
Tears in my eyes, I yelled "step on a crack break your mother's back!"
They didn't hear me over their taunting.
This is the sort of world us muppets have to live in.
#puppetlivesmatter
April 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Got bullied on the tube today.
"Mind the gap puppet boy!" They taunted.
Tears in my eyes, I yelled "step on a crack break your mother's back!"
They didn't hear me over their taunting.
This is the sort of world us muppets have to live in.
#puppetlivesmatter
"Mind the gap puppet boy!" They taunted.
Tears in my eyes, I yelled "step on a crack break your mother's back!"
They didn't hear me over their taunting.
This is the sort of world us muppets have to live in.
#puppetlivesmatter
Thought of a funny phrase.
"Bum de dum, limbus has hurt his thumb"
I will save this for my dislocated thumb trick.
Don't worry, it doesn't actually hurt.
"Bum de dum, limbus has hurt his thumb"
I will save this for my dislocated thumb trick.
Don't worry, it doesn't actually hurt.
April 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thought of a funny phrase.
"Bum de dum, limbus has hurt his thumb"
I will save this for my dislocated thumb trick.
Don't worry, it doesn't actually hurt.
"Bum de dum, limbus has hurt his thumb"
I will save this for my dislocated thumb trick.
Don't worry, it doesn't actually hurt.
Congratulations to Dudney Tricks for being put up for the best newcomer of the year award at the upcoming muppies.
He's a member of my class and I sit next to him in many lectures, and I know he'll have my vote!
Love what he does with the slide whistle while he speaks Spanish. Haha what a guy.
He's a member of my class and I sit next to him in many lectures, and I know he'll have my vote!
Love what he does with the slide whistle while he speaks Spanish. Haha what a guy.
April 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Congratulations to Dudney Tricks for being put up for the best newcomer of the year award at the upcoming muppies.
He's a member of my class and I sit next to him in many lectures, and I know he'll have my vote!
Love what he does with the slide whistle while he speaks Spanish. Haha what a guy.
He's a member of my class and I sit next to him in many lectures, and I know he'll have my vote!
Love what he does with the slide whistle while he speaks Spanish. Haha what a guy.
Went to a lecture with a guest speaker today, have been signed up for weeks. The titled simply said "mickey speaking for an hour on the cinema industry"
Thought i was gonna get to meet the mouse. Sat my little felt toosh in that seat 20 minutes early, bristling with excitement
It was mickey rourke
Thought i was gonna get to meet the mouse. Sat my little felt toosh in that seat 20 minutes early, bristling with excitement
It was mickey rourke
April 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Went to a lecture with a guest speaker today, have been signed up for weeks. The titled simply said "mickey speaking for an hour on the cinema industry"
Thought i was gonna get to meet the mouse. Sat my little felt toosh in that seat 20 minutes early, bristling with excitement
It was mickey rourke
Thought i was gonna get to meet the mouse. Sat my little felt toosh in that seat 20 minutes early, bristling with excitement
It was mickey rourke
Don't even get me fucking started on punch and judy.
April 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Don't even get me fucking started on punch and judy.
Got that bitch ass puppet elmo in my DM's again. Sesame street is to muppets what Blackpool is to London.
Sweat to god if i ever see cookie monster it's hands
Sweat to god if i ever see cookie monster it's hands
April 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Got that bitch ass puppet elmo in my DM's again. Sesame street is to muppets what Blackpool is to London.
Sweat to god if i ever see cookie monster it's hands
Sweat to god if i ever see cookie monster it's hands
Hard few days pondering over this muppexam. I feel like the dome is full to bursting with innate inspiration, copious ideas and fantastical whimsy.
The average mind could not comprehend the atmosphere in the dome. Let me demonstrate...
I am investing in crypto muppency. Limbus coin.
#billygates
The average mind could not comprehend the atmosphere in the dome. Let me demonstrate...
I am investing in crypto muppency. Limbus coin.
#billygates
March 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Hard few days pondering over this muppexam. I feel like the dome is full to bursting with innate inspiration, copious ideas and fantastical whimsy.
The average mind could not comprehend the atmosphere in the dome. Let me demonstrate...
I am investing in crypto muppency. Limbus coin.
#billygates
The average mind could not comprehend the atmosphere in the dome. Let me demonstrate...
I am investing in crypto muppency. Limbus coin.
#billygates
Everybody look to the left.
Everybody look to the right.
Can you feel it? Yeah.
We're playing with mupps tonight
Its all about the muppey muppey muppey.
We all need a muppey muppey muppey.
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the gingerbread man
This is a gingerbread man disstrack
Everybody look to the right.
Can you feel it? Yeah.
We're playing with mupps tonight
Its all about the muppey muppey muppey.
We all need a muppey muppey muppey.
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the gingerbread man
This is a gingerbread man disstrack
March 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Everybody look to the left.
Everybody look to the right.
Can you feel it? Yeah.
We're playing with mupps tonight
Its all about the muppey muppey muppey.
We all need a muppey muppey muppey.
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the gingerbread man
This is a gingerbread man disstrack
Everybody look to the right.
Can you feel it? Yeah.
We're playing with mupps tonight
Its all about the muppey muppey muppey.
We all need a muppey muppey muppey.
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the gingerbread man
This is a gingerbread man disstrack
Muppsterbation. It's a real thing. Don't Google it.
Once walked in on a muppet wearing nought but a fez going at it so hard it wore the colour off his felt fingers.
Once walked in on a muppet wearing nought but a fez going at it so hard it wore the colour off his felt fingers.
March 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Muppsterbation. It's a real thing. Don't Google it.
Once walked in on a muppet wearing nought but a fez going at it so hard it wore the colour off his felt fingers.
Once walked in on a muppet wearing nought but a fez going at it so hard it wore the colour off his felt fingers.
Favourite food?
Mupp N Cheese
Favourite drink?
Pepsi Mupps
Favourite day?
Every day spent in the muppacademy. A place to learn and ply the muppet trade.
#livelaughmupp
Mupp N Cheese
Favourite drink?
Pepsi Mupps
Favourite day?
Every day spent in the muppacademy. A place to learn and ply the muppet trade.
#livelaughmupp
March 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Favourite food?
Mupp N Cheese
Favourite drink?
Pepsi Mupps
Favourite day?
Every day spent in the muppacademy. A place to learn and ply the muppet trade.
#livelaughmupp
Mupp N Cheese
Favourite drink?
Pepsi Mupps
Favourite day?
Every day spent in the muppacademy. A place to learn and ply the muppet trade.
#livelaughmupp
Some gormless fool sent me a picture today, electronically received. A key, the tool synonymous with opening treasure, with the face of the (objectively) worst farm animal based muppet FRAUD besmirching the metal.
What treasure could that meat possibly unlock? Pandoras box perhaps. I need a brew.
What treasure could that meat possibly unlock? Pandoras box perhaps. I need a brew.
March 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Some gormless fool sent me a picture today, electronically received. A key, the tool synonymous with opening treasure, with the face of the (objectively) worst farm animal based muppet FRAUD besmirching the metal.
What treasure could that meat possibly unlock? Pandoras box perhaps. I need a brew.
What treasure could that meat possibly unlock? Pandoras box perhaps. I need a brew.
I often sit down, alone betwixt a starry sky, and contemplate my legacy. Nay, my limbacy.
Not to my confused with my limbus pussy. That's something else.
Reserved for the muppet above all muppets. The greened one.
Watching season 3 of the sopranos tonight will keep you posted.
Tony mupprano.
Not to my confused with my limbus pussy. That's something else.
Reserved for the muppet above all muppets. The greened one.
Watching season 3 of the sopranos tonight will keep you posted.
Tony mupprano.
March 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I often sit down, alone betwixt a starry sky, and contemplate my legacy. Nay, my limbacy.
Not to my confused with my limbus pussy. That's something else.
Reserved for the muppet above all muppets. The greened one.
Watching season 3 of the sopranos tonight will keep you posted.
Tony mupprano.
Not to my confused with my limbus pussy. That's something else.
Reserved for the muppet above all muppets. The greened one.
Watching season 3 of the sopranos tonight will keep you posted.
Tony mupprano.
Having to resit a muppexam later this week. Can muppets sit down independently? Not now limbus, there are more pressing matters....
Fresh off a new workshopping stint, ready for the exam, I've come up with a new slogan.
"Mighty muppin power rangers!"
This could be used by a muppet power ranger.
Fresh off a new workshopping stint, ready for the exam, I've come up with a new slogan.
"Mighty muppin power rangers!"
This could be used by a muppet power ranger.
March 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Having to resit a muppexam later this week. Can muppets sit down independently? Not now limbus, there are more pressing matters....
Fresh off a new workshopping stint, ready for the exam, I've come up with a new slogan.
"Mighty muppin power rangers!"
This could be used by a muppet power ranger.
Fresh off a new workshopping stint, ready for the exam, I've come up with a new slogan.
"Mighty muppin power rangers!"
This could be used by a muppet power ranger.
This Hank Green guy really startin to piss me off. Wrote all those books and not one muppet mentioned. It's lowkey giving muppist.
You see the muppet character in the fault in our stars? Not one. It's hard enough to make it in the muppet industry, nobody writes stories for us fabric-heads. #hank
You see the muppet character in the fault in our stars? Not one. It's hard enough to make it in the muppet industry, nobody writes stories for us fabric-heads. #hank
March 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This Hank Green guy really startin to piss me off. Wrote all those books and not one muppet mentioned. It's lowkey giving muppist.
You see the muppet character in the fault in our stars? Not one. It's hard enough to make it in the muppet industry, nobody writes stories for us fabric-heads. #hank
You see the muppet character in the fault in our stars? Not one. It's hard enough to make it in the muppet industry, nobody writes stories for us fabric-heads. #hank
Just saw a muppet being abused outside a morrisons.
"Dance, puppet boy! Dance!" They all chanted in unison.
"Where are your shins, puppet boy!" They taunted.
Broke my little textile heart.
You know I spoke to pudsey once, he told me they treat him like shit the moment he's off stage. Sad world
"Dance, puppet boy! Dance!" They all chanted in unison.
"Where are your shins, puppet boy!" They taunted.
Broke my little textile heart.
You know I spoke to pudsey once, he told me they treat him like shit the moment he's off stage. Sad world
March 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just saw a muppet being abused outside a morrisons.
"Dance, puppet boy! Dance!" They all chanted in unison.
"Where are your shins, puppet boy!" They taunted.
Broke my little textile heart.
You know I spoke to pudsey once, he told me they treat him like shit the moment he's off stage. Sad world
"Dance, puppet boy! Dance!" They all chanted in unison.
"Where are your shins, puppet boy!" They taunted.
Broke my little textile heart.
You know I spoke to pudsey once, he told me they treat him like shit the moment he's off stage. Sad world
You know there ain't no rest for the wicked
Muppets don't grow on trees
I got shows to play
I got crowds to please
I ain't muppin in this world for free
Muppets don't grow on trees
I got shows to play
I got crowds to please
I ain't muppin in this world for free
March 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You know there ain't no rest for the wicked
Muppets don't grow on trees
I got shows to play
I got crowds to please
I ain't muppin in this world for free
Muppets don't grow on trees
I got shows to play
I got crowds to please
I ain't muppin in this world for free
All quiet on the western mupp.
If I were in the trenches of versaille, I'd have kept the soldiers happy with my muppet charm and demeanour.
If I'd been captured by the Germans I may have been forced to perform a nazi salute puppeteered by a German hand.
What's limbo limbus in german
If I were in the trenches of versaille, I'd have kept the soldiers happy with my muppet charm and demeanour.
If I'd been captured by the Germans I may have been forced to perform a nazi salute puppeteered by a German hand.
What's limbo limbus in german
March 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
All quiet on the western mupp.
If I were in the trenches of versaille, I'd have kept the soldiers happy with my muppet charm and demeanour.
If I'd been captured by the Germans I may have been forced to perform a nazi salute puppeteered by a German hand.
What's limbo limbus in german
If I were in the trenches of versaille, I'd have kept the soldiers happy with my muppet charm and demeanour.
If I'd been captured by the Germans I may have been forced to perform a nazi salute puppeteered by a German hand.
What's limbo limbus in german
I am diagnostically swag ridden
March 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am diagnostically swag ridden
Do muppets have the ability to smell fear?
March 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Do muppets have the ability to smell fear?
Currently watching hit movie 'The Upside starring kevin hart and bryan cranston.
If he were a muppet, kevin hart would have no problem looking after him. Puppets are much lighter to lift. And also the catheter is easier to insert.
I should invent muppet wheelchairs for retired muppets.
If he were a muppet, kevin hart would have no problem looking after him. Puppets are much lighter to lift. And also the catheter is easier to insert.
I should invent muppet wheelchairs for retired muppets.
March 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Currently watching hit movie 'The Upside starring kevin hart and bryan cranston.
If he were a muppet, kevin hart would have no problem looking after him. Puppets are much lighter to lift. And also the catheter is easier to insert.
I should invent muppet wheelchairs for retired muppets.
If he were a muppet, kevin hart would have no problem looking after him. Puppets are much lighter to lift. And also the catheter is easier to insert.
I should invent muppet wheelchairs for retired muppets.
Had another dream about the green one. The one all muppets envy.
In my dream he held my hand as he stood by my bedside. I looked up at him, knowing our baby would be born any moment. Can muppets get pregnant?
But I was so excited to have his child. To start out life together.
Woke up crying.
In my dream he held my hand as he stood by my bedside. I looked up at him, knowing our baby would be born any moment. Can muppets get pregnant?
But I was so excited to have his child. To start out life together.
Woke up crying.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Had another dream about the green one. The one all muppets envy.
In my dream he held my hand as he stood by my bedside. I looked up at him, knowing our baby would be born any moment. Can muppets get pregnant?
But I was so excited to have his child. To start out life together.
Woke up crying.
In my dream he held my hand as he stood by my bedside. I looked up at him, knowing our baby would be born any moment. Can muppets get pregnant?
But I was so excited to have his child. To start out life together.
Woke up crying.
You wanna clean your floor, you're gonna need a mupp and a bucket.
Of course using a muppet to clean a surface goes directly against section 37 of the Geneva convention.
And not to name names, but using certain farm animal oriented muppets would only make stains worse. Especially in the heart.
Of course using a muppet to clean a surface goes directly against section 37 of the Geneva convention.
And not to name names, but using certain farm animal oriented muppets would only make stains worse. Especially in the heart.
February 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You wanna clean your floor, you're gonna need a mupp and a bucket.
Of course using a muppet to clean a surface goes directly against section 37 of the Geneva convention.
And not to name names, but using certain farm animal oriented muppets would only make stains worse. Especially in the heart.
Of course using a muppet to clean a surface goes directly against section 37 of the Geneva convention.
And not to name names, but using certain farm animal oriented muppets would only make stains worse. Especially in the heart.
Hear ye, hear ye, fresh limbus dome production hot off a new workshopping exercise!!
You guys know that German folklore character, mephistopheles?
....
Muppetstopheles.
I should be named among the greats.
Gonna nail this muppexam
You guys know that German folklore character, mephistopheles?
....
Muppetstopheles.
I should be named among the greats.
Gonna nail this muppexam
February 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hear ye, hear ye, fresh limbus dome production hot off a new workshopping exercise!!
You guys know that German folklore character, mephistopheles?
....
Muppetstopheles.
I should be named among the greats.
Gonna nail this muppexam
You guys know that German folklore character, mephistopheles?
....
Muppetstopheles.
I should be named among the greats.
Gonna nail this muppexam
Has anyone ever heard that song that goes "yeah I'm fly like a G6"?
I was thinking of a parody where it goes like
"Yeah I'm fly like a muppet"
Just another glimpse into the infinitesimal depths of the limbus dome.
Born too late to explore earth
Born too early to explore Mars
Born for limbus
I was thinking of a parody where it goes like
"Yeah I'm fly like a muppet"
Just another glimpse into the infinitesimal depths of the limbus dome.
Born too late to explore earth
Born too early to explore Mars
Born for limbus
February 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Has anyone ever heard that song that goes "yeah I'm fly like a G6"?
I was thinking of a parody where it goes like
"Yeah I'm fly like a muppet"
Just another glimpse into the infinitesimal depths of the limbus dome.
Born too late to explore earth
Born too early to explore Mars
Born for limbus
I was thinking of a parody where it goes like
"Yeah I'm fly like a muppet"
Just another glimpse into the infinitesimal depths of the limbus dome.
Born too late to explore earth
Born too early to explore Mars
Born for limbus
Was workshopping some interesting fun facts about myself yesterday between lectures, so I thought I'd share.
- set the world record for most beans counted in one sitting
- flammable under unusual circumstances
- has a pocket watch, but its broken
I think limbus would have muppet swag
#swag
- set the world record for most beans counted in one sitting
- flammable under unusual circumstances
- has a pocket watch, but its broken
I think limbus would have muppet swag
#swag
February 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Was workshopping some interesting fun facts about myself yesterday between lectures, so I thought I'd share.
- set the world record for most beans counted in one sitting
- flammable under unusual circumstances
- has a pocket watch, but its broken
I think limbus would have muppet swag
#swag
- set the world record for most beans counted in one sitting
- flammable under unusual circumstances
- has a pocket watch, but its broken
I think limbus would have muppet swag
#swag