Lo and behold, this is a HOT BUTTON ISSUE !! self-proclaimed San Marzano Tomato Activists made it their SOLE PURPOSE to stamp out these bold liars and their inferior tomatoes!!!! PS this post if from 2016, its a LONG GAME!!! (4/4, fin)

I truly almost texted my friendn Annemarie bc she is the editor there to say THERE IS A TYPO IN YOUR FINE PUBLISHED PIECE! and then i saw this. They had to change their name?!!!! Well now I am intrigued (3/)

I clickety-clacked on over because i wanna know what Times approved items Carmey has!
I spot these guys and first i think oh yup, who doesn’t love a San Marzano and then I did a double take…what is a SAN MERICAN??? (2/)