Shane
@whitehartshane.bsky.social
📍Indianapolis | ⚓️ Native Rhode Islander | 👦🏼 Uncle of Three
🌍 Strong Wanderlust | “Of a Tottenham Inclination” 🐓⚽️
🌍 Strong Wanderlust | “Of a Tottenham Inclination” 🐓⚽️
I’ll get shit for this, but so be it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ll get shit for this, but so be it.
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
My nephew sums up how I feel about transfer window speculation.
August 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My nephew sums up how I feel about transfer window speculation.
This is like watching your soulmate leave, then change their relationship status on Facebook.
August 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is like watching your soulmate leave, then change their relationship status on Facebook.
Djed Spence is class! So kind of him to give me my new Lock Screen photo.
August 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Djed Spence is class! So kind of him to give me my new Lock Screen photo.
What’s an athlete’s expression that will stay with you for the rest of your life?
July 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
What’s an athlete’s expression that will stay with you for the rest of your life?
I keep seeing this graphic of the PL table for the past two years on aggregate…
We’re going for the guy whose points total is only two ranks above us?
With a slightly worse goal difference?
Who has no demonstrated success in Europe?
…this will be fun.
We’re going for the guy whose points total is only two ranks above us?
With a slightly worse goal difference?
Who has no demonstrated success in Europe?
…this will be fun.
June 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I keep seeing this graphic of the PL table for the past two years on aggregate…
We’re going for the guy whose points total is only two ranks above us?
With a slightly worse goal difference?
Who has no demonstrated success in Europe?
…this will be fun.
We’re going for the guy whose points total is only two ranks above us?
With a slightly worse goal difference?
Who has no demonstrated success in Europe?
…this will be fun.
So much for attempting to look at my phone less often. #lockscreen #COYS
May 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So much for attempting to look at my phone less often. #lockscreen #COYS
Been thinking this one on the forearm.
May 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Been thinking this one on the forearm.
Limbs. Limbs. Limbs.
Thanks for having me, @dcspurs.org. Wouldn’t trade this moment for the world. #COYS #THFC
Thanks for having me, @dcspurs.org. Wouldn’t trade this moment for the world. #COYS #THFC
May 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Limbs. Limbs. Limbs.
Thanks for having me, @dcspurs.org. Wouldn’t trade this moment for the world. #COYS #THFC
Thanks for having me, @dcspurs.org. Wouldn’t trade this moment for the world. #COYS #THFC
Get in, lovers. We’re posting lock screens.
(Nephews in lilywhite)
(Nephews in lilywhite)
May 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Get in, lovers. We’re posting lock screens.
(Nephews in lilywhite)
(Nephews in lilywhite)
Sometimes I forget there is more than one “Spurs,” which is why this headline in my inbox made me question my sanity.
May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sometimes I forget there is more than one “Spurs,” which is why this headline in my inbox made me question my sanity.
What’s it like being a Spurs fan this season? I’ll tell you…
When you open Instagram, and see that the club posted a photo of a player, but the caption hasn’t loaded yet, there are a few milliseconds where you think: “Oh God. Who died?”
When you open Instagram, and see that the club posted a photo of a player, but the caption hasn’t loaded yet, there are a few milliseconds where you think: “Oh God. Who died?”
April 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What’s it like being a Spurs fan this season? I’ll tell you…
When you open Instagram, and see that the club posted a photo of a player, but the caption hasn’t loaded yet, there are a few milliseconds where you think: “Oh God. Who died?”
When you open Instagram, and see that the club posted a photo of a player, but the caption hasn’t loaded yet, there are a few milliseconds where you think: “Oh God. Who died?”
I will see your bottle, and raise you a bottle.
April 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I will see your bottle, and raise you a bottle.
As seen on a Vatican tour.
April 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
As seen on a Vatican tour.
“These boot prints are where I carried you…”
April 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“These boot prints are where I carried you…”
Starting my own Department of Education.
March 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Starting my own Department of Education.
The Bezos = Blofeld jokes write themselves.
February 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Bezos = Blofeld jokes write themselves.
As is the follow-up reaction. The look of shock and awe only works if you hit most of those shots.
February 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
As is the follow-up reaction. The look of shock and awe only works if you hit most of those shots.
