White bean soup
@whitebeansoup.bsky.social
On a no-fly list but for purchasing betta fish
Coworker: So.... I started using my REI Mastercard to pay for therapy... I get 2.50 for every therapy session
May 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Coworker: So.... I started using my REI Mastercard to pay for therapy... I get 2.50 for every therapy session
Cars are lame, it's where you adventure with them that counts
May 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Cars are lame, it's where you adventure with them that counts
On the ant hunt, they seem to like this crumb more than my trap...bastards
March 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
On the ant hunt, they seem to like this crumb more than my trap...bastards
I gracefully fell on my ass in some mud and now I have to finish the walk with a whole ecosystem on my pants
February 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I gracefully fell on my ass in some mud and now I have to finish the walk with a whole ecosystem on my pants
Currently over-analysing my undertones
February 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Currently over-analysing my undertones
Classic "lingering Marijuana smell"
February 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Classic "lingering Marijuana smell"
Felt like a 5 layer burrito under all these blankie
February 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Felt like a 5 layer burrito under all these blankie
I'm in just the right mindset to acquire an eating disorder...if that's the route we wanna go
February 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I'm in just the right mindset to acquire an eating disorder...if that's the route we wanna go
I'm so excited to get home so I can take my second advil
February 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I'm so excited to get home so I can take my second advil
In my new rental, I found holes for what likes like a padlock on the OUTSIDE of each bedroom door....there is a lot to unpack here
February 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In my new rental, I found holes for what likes like a padlock on the OUTSIDE of each bedroom door....there is a lot to unpack here
The fungus gnats are at it again... full bag of nice soil down the trash🥲
February 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The fungus gnats are at it again... full bag of nice soil down the trash🥲
You know you're hanging out with a good group when you tell your manger who was in the girl gang and he says, "that's trouble right there"
February 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You know you're hanging out with a good group when you tell your manger who was in the girl gang and he says, "that's trouble right there"