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Whitney
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Well, 𝘐 think I'm funny.
Keyboard for programmers who aren't cowards
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Quietly watching these pigeons hanging out on a power line really makes me understand how there was a political appointment in the ancient Roman republic of "go watch the birds guy"
October 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you make fun of people for saying gyro instead of yeero when talking about a Greek flatbread wrap, please know that the word comes from Greek word gyros, "spun" referring to the spinning of the meat on a spit used in gyros, and it's the exact same root as...you guessed it! Gyroscope.
October 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Trying to remember a movie and the only character I definitely remember was a child actor when it was made, and trying to find a specific child actor without knowing their name is fucking impossible. When he was in the movie he looked like pic 1, but now all his headshots online are like pic 2
October 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Okay FINE Navi, I'll go to the freaking temple of time already. I needed to collect some spiders and hearts first tho
September 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Driving through a bunch of red states this weekend
September 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lock-On Technology!
#pixelart
September 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
September 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This is what we in the art world call "provenance"
September 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My only plan for today was a garage sale, I got there at 9am & got some excellent stuff (The consoles/controllers, Ecco, Mean Bean, OoT) and stopped at a local game store for the Genesis power/av cables and spotted a few more games I loved as a kid, so I nabbed them too.

217 smackaroos well spent!
September 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
FINALLY beat Metroid and got the good ending, and I don't know if any of you know this, but badass bounty hunter Samus Aran is actually... Chappell Roan??? My mind is blown.
September 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
banna
August 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Every website is now genAI puke and nothing is useful anymore.
August 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
August 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's amazing how every website on the internet just straight fucking lies to you now
August 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The woke media is too afraid to say it, but I'm not
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
when dating profiles are like "just ask..." and this is their only photo
July 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
June 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Going to a conspiracy theory party, and I'm going as the real Avril Lavigne before she died and got replaced by a body double
June 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Running a Redwall-inspired campaign this Sunday in the RPG system I developed myself, wish me luck!!!

Getting a LOT of questions about core mechanics so far, so the luck may be needed lol

#IndyTTRPG #TTRPG #Redwall
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sometimes I wonder what my only coworker would do if I hit one of these bad boys right before she came back from break and held it for for a beat
June 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
June 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Saw this weird lil dude at the pool yesterday and asked my bug friends what kind of dog is this. It is not a dog at all, and it's in fact the spotted lantern fly nymph. If you see one, ya gotta smash it.
June 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Made some new phrenology diagrams for the transvestigators since I noticed the popular ones were a little distorted.
June 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM