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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞
@whispurraudio.com
Humble proprietor of audio entertainment content | 🔞 | 29 | he/any nb | pfp by kawako | 🎨 #ArtsyWhispurrs
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finally an album that answers the question "what would music sound like in a cyberpunk dystopia, and what if that music slapped"
March 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
alright I parked in a garage that I'm not sure I had permission to use and FINALLY changed my oil and replaced my brake fluid WOO
Stream later maybe 🤪
March 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
holy shit will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
before I became a VA i just sat around doing this after work every day
March 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Big shout-out to landlord for requiring me to take an x-acto knife to my windows just to open them 🤪
March 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love being able to look back at my listening history via lastfm bc wtf was this week
March 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The "I don't like coffee/tea but I love going to cafés so I just order a hot chocolate" line from the Valentine's audio was, unfortunately, real 🥲
February 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
He's keeping an eye out for when all of you show up to hang out later
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I was supposed to get up 45 minutes ago but I don't have the heart to move him 🙃
February 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
if ur chronically online you should:

- join my patreon for a dollar
- be auto-joined to the whiscord and join vc sometimes
- have a healthy, respectful, friendly & platonic attachment to a fictional character (me)
- find out you live near 5+ other people in my discord (?)
February 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I miss group hangouts so one of you grab pizza, one of you bring some extra folding chairs, I'll throw on some non-distracting music and we'll all act like we're doing a group project while working on our separate tasks (we will end up yapping instead)
February 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Upgrading To A MANdroid For 2025 🦾

You're up late bemoaning the lack of quality potential candidates on your dating app. Your android is eager to make himself useful...in EVERY way possible.

📝Me

www.patreon.com/posts/121772...
February 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
❓ Do you have rules about who your partner can hang out with?
💬 a. I don't have a partner, and
b. no, never. that's controlling and manipulative shit. i either trust a partner enough to be honest about their feelings for me (including pote... #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
February 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Alone With Your Cousin’s "Boyfriend" At The Party 🤐

The guest at your family's party sure looks cute, and he's been checking you out all night. Too bad he's your cousin's boyfriend. Or...is he?

📝Me / 🎨 Mau
February 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
bet y'all thought that was just engagement bait huh 😎
February 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
February 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
thriving, in my lane, etc on my nice morning walk
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
❓ what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy
💬 a playful/teasing "good boy" can unironically stunlock me
(btw kill that part of you which cringes at your own desire) #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
'@whispurraudio'
what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy
tellonym.me
February 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
idea: we go for a walk downtown at night after the traffic lights start doing this ⬇️ and we just yap and find stray cats and enjoy the stillness for a while
February 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
❓ I feel like I know you through your posts
💬 nah there's a lot more crying, existential angst, and digestive issues that stay in drafts. that's one of the cool parts of posting, in fact: I very much get to decide what you do or don't know about me 👍 tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
'@whispurraudio'
I feel like I know you through your posts
tellonym.me
January 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
❓ ur experience with fake friends?
💬 not really any experience with that. pretending to be my friend is too much effort; you either find me genuinely likable or insanely annoying, so "fake" friends either become real ones or give up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
'@whispurraudio'
ur experience with fake friends?
tellonym.me
January 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
❓ did a friend ever ask u to cover for them cheating?
💬 wtaf why is every other question on this app about cheating?? Y'all please just DO NOT CHEAT 💀 #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
'@whispurraudio'
did a friend ever ask u to cover for them cheating?
tellonym.me
January 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i'm so fucking excited for my next audio. finally giving my beautiful viewers the part 2 they've been requesting for over two years now - PLUS it's a collab 😎
January 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
New Upload: [M4A] Tipsy Friend's Accidental Confession 🥴

Your cute best friend just wandered into your apartment after midnight, and he's most definitely not going home tonight. He seems eager to talk to you, though...and maybe spill a secret or two.

📝Me / 🎨 Mau

youtu.be/YX7wrRkxyGg
January 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
know I said i wouldn't post stream go-lives anymore but this one's a bit outside the usual schedule teehee

twitch.tv/whispurraudio
January 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM