whiskypete
whiskypete.bsky.social
whiskypete
@whiskypete.bsky.social
digging through your garbage
I can’t wait for The Predator to cast Imprisoned in the Moon and turn the xenomorph into a pine tree.
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
portland warriors reporting for duty
October 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“If you order a personal taxi for your burrito, it will greatly increase the costs of regularly eating burritos”
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Legs are a hoax invented by Big Shoe.
August 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
kevin james' eyeball. #becky
February 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
December 10, 2024 at 9:32 AM