How the fuck did these become expensive so quickly!?
February 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How the fuck did these become expensive so quickly!?
So I’m not afraid of going to the movies by myself, but seeing one in a large theater completely alone? I feel paranoid that someone’s watching me watch the movie.
December 15, 2024 at 5:11 PM
So I’m not afraid of going to the movies by myself, but seeing one in a large theater completely alone? I feel paranoid that someone’s watching me watch the movie.
192 outside of Disney World is a national treasure.
December 14, 2024 at 6:09 PM
192 outside of Disney World is a national treasure.
We’re going to skate to one song, one song only
December 4, 2024 at 10:59 PM
We’re going to skate to one song, one song only
Think of all the melons they had to squeeze to get this much plant milk for butter
November 17, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Think of all the melons they had to squeeze to get this much plant milk for butter
What kind of late stage capitalism crap is this? I can’t believe people have been convinced to buy a rock to rub on their face. I’m in the wrong business.
October 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
What kind of late stage capitalism crap is this? I can’t believe people have been convinced to buy a rock to rub on their face. I’m in the wrong business.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,941,439!
September 17, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,941,439!
I call the spout a tea-nis.
July 6, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I call the spout a tea-nis.
I love watching a father-son movie with my dad on Father’s Day weekend!
June 15, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I love watching a father-son movie with my dad on Father’s Day weekend!
Yeah, this sounds exactly like something I want to fall asleep to. /s
April 14, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Yeah, this sounds exactly like something I want to fall asleep to. /s
The internet has taken the mystery out of Santa’s ability to deliver presents. Now it’s like waiting for a delivery. Anyone order Uber Eats from the North Pole? Your driver has a few extra stops to make along the way.
December 24, 2023 at 7:50 PM
The internet has taken the mystery out of Santa’s ability to deliver presents. Now it’s like waiting for a delivery. Anyone order Uber Eats from the North Pole? Your driver has a few extra stops to make along the way.