All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, the rumble of thunder in the distance, a crackling fire, a vintage copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula, a kettle on the stove, a raven keeping watch, and a basket of emotional support scones.

"Obviously, it is not standard to have aircraft collide."
Thanks, Sean. 🙄

Wild how the J6 pardons are being Final Destinationed.

Don’t blame me, I voted for her.
And her.
😒

Thanks a lot, McNarc. 😒

Merry #Krampusnacht!

Just in case we didn’t already know that 2025 will be one big pile of 💩.
#pantoneColorOfTheYear

Current mood: Put them in a jar.
#witchSky

Started my morning with a pomegranate shooting juice into my eye. Either Persephone has a message for me or this is an ominous indicator of what my week will be like.
#witchsky

Anyone who asks how I moved my full size desk to the 2nd floor by myself has seriously underestimated my rage.

Since Election Day I’ve been stuck in a loop of binge watching Stranger Things or listening to the soundtrack of The Greatest Showman. I feel like this amount of dissociation should be celebrated… or studied. 🥴🥴🥴

“How do I protect the people I love over the next 4 years?”
👑⚔️✨

Dear white women,
Unless you had hard conversations with your suburban bestie from high school and banned racist Uncle Brad from Sunday dinner *before* the election, you did NOT “understand the assignment.”
Miss me with your blue bracelets and performative marches and *go listen to Black women.*