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Whiptail
@whiptailuk.bsky.social
A gay furry sloth, 40ish, M, engaged who likes games, hugs, sleep and horror! Full name of Whiptail Greengate II!

Find me on Instagram under puppety_dave for all my puppet makes!
The bluesky algorithm is total shit. It only showed me American sports, photos of sunsets and flowers, despite me asking for it to show me less of that. Now I'm only getting photos of legs and furry diaper fetish stuff!

WTF?!
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Seems I might have to do a bit of movie magic soon, including finding a director, actors, and writing a script!
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I dont really care if people call me a prude, but if you post adult stuff on here without tagging it as such, then I AM going to report your post. I may not be in the mood for seeing that kinda thing, I maybe in public, and I want to protect people that dont want to see it either! Tag things right!
September 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Im old!
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I blocked the word Kirk and President on Bluesky and now my feed is nothing but cats
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
No no! She wont eat you. She'll just strangle you to death with her intestines!
September 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
👏STOP👏USING👏A.I.!👏

FFS, its not hard!
August 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Now the algorim is showing nothing but cats! I like horror and games too!
July 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Stop showing me bloody sunrises and sunsets! I don't care!!
July 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Whoever it is that deals with the posts I see on my discover timeline, when I repeatedly click 'show me less of this' on posts about books, vinals, sunsets and mini figure painting, it would be awesome if you actually stopped showing me this crap!
June 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I wont, of course. Those are the dark, slimy thoughts that live in the back of your mind that youre ashamed of for having in the first place, let alone letting them out.
June 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Im feeling unreasonably spiteful and full of vitriol today. I just want to spew out all kinds of horrid words about things and lifestyles that I think are 'wrong' and tell people to fuck off. No idea why, just want to.
June 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I make puppet. Thx.
June 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Once again a big games presentation revealed no games that interest me in the slightest. Not sure I can really call myself a gamer anymore because no one is releasing games I want to play except a handful of indie devs.
June 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Personally, I think getting rid of Moffat, RTD and Gatiss and getting fresh and new writers in is the best idea.
June 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Whilst I dont really care that Billie Piper *might* be the next doctor, I dont think she is. Rose has been used several times as a memory, a figment of the doctors conscience and as a avatar for the tardis. I think shes going to be alternate to Tennants spare doctor or even 1/2
June 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Had a lovely time meeting @ziegenbock.bsky.social for a fleeting few minutes yesterday. Its hard to keep up with friends when life gets in the way, but its nice to catch up when you can.
May 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Im running the 5k race for life! Everylittle bit helps!
David's Race for Life
Cancer is happening right now, which is why I'm taking part in a Race for Life 5k to raise money and save lives. 1 in 2 people will be diagnosed with cancer in their lifetime. Many people I know eit...
fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org
May 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I want to marry my fiancee but we vowed that we wouldnt get married until we had a place of our own. However the money we have together in this economy makes that a pipe-dream!
April 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Having a beard and a bladder problem is horrid when you have a cold. One sneeze and your beard is green and your pants are wet.

So how's your day?
April 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Was having a nightmare last night, but as with most of my nightmares, my dream-self deduced that it was a dream and then didn't take anything seriously.
April 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Nothing of interest in the Switch 2 direct.
April 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Remember, according to the MCU, Rocket Racoon doesnt have any genitals.
March 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I got TWO shinys in 30 minutes on Pokemon the other day, but I think i've used up all my luck for a while. It was Crabrawler and Scizor, so nothing interesting to me. I'd trade them all for a shiny Koffing. I want my boy!
March 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM