@whipmat.bsky.social
Do you want to fuck your feelings or eat your feelings?
August 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Do you want to fuck your feelings or eat your feelings?
He doesn't understand how rude it is to unfriend someone.
July 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
He doesn't understand how rude it is to unfriend someone.
I don't want to wake up half naked to find that they're here.
July 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I don't want to wake up half naked to find that they're here.
Don't be shy. I'm shy enough for the both of us.
July 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Don't be shy. I'm shy enough for the both of us.
It's hard work being the coy boy.
July 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It's hard work being the coy boy.
I didn't give him a bone. I gave him a carrot.
July 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I didn't give him a bone. I gave him a carrot.
You know how I feel about her.
July 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You know how I feel about her.
At least he can see my notes when he's lurking in my DMs.
July 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
At least he can see my notes when he's lurking in my DMs.
Green is the color.
July 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Green is the color.
Nookie. It's not a sexy word. It's not a sexy song.
July 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nookie. It's not a sexy word. It's not a sexy song.
I'm a felonious monk.
July 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm a felonious monk.